SUNDAY!  OH MY GOD!  The first day of the Riding4Beer MAgical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser - and lots of them!)  is finally over.  We rode 416 miles thorugh 115 degree desert heat, blinding mountain thunder storms and rain, a dust storm and when we arrived we were told the only internet was 75 miles away (which of course meant no porn!).  Oh, and Kevin got stung by a bee in a gas station so that'll teach him not to talk trash about bee's mothers!  

Anyway, we're in Rachel, Nevada at Area 51 folks, and let's just say you can't get here from there!  The town of Rachel (it's got 6 mobile homes) is all there is at Area 51 and in Rachel the only buisness is the Little Ale'Inn - which is a combination restaraunt, bar, gift shop, store and motel.  When they found out that we're on the Riding4Beer Tour they gave us the presidential suit for the night (appropriately numbered "room 51" out of their four rooms).  Our room is half of a mobile home (NOT KIDDING), but it is the bigger half and what we're not complaining for $29 bucks!

We spent the night drinking Bud Lights (they sponsor us, remember?) and chatting with the locals and a few travelers as well.  Everything was going just fine until Kevin asked if anyone had ever had extraterrestrial sex.  Well, the room full of high school graduates (GED's count you god damned elitests!) looked around nervously, one asked if that meant, "...with your sister?" and then we were promptly shown to our half of the mobile home.  But the good news is that we're here for another day and maybe he'll bring his sister by tonight...

    SORRY NO PICS TODAY - THE F'ING INTERNET CONNECTION WE'RE USING ISN'T BROADBAND - TUNE IN TOMORROW!