WHEN IT RAINS CATS & DOGS DON'T STEP ON A POODLE!
MONDAY! OH, this countdown is getting SO REAL! Today is May 4th and we begin the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by you know who - BUDWEISER!) on May 23. That's inside the twenty day mark. If we were blasting off in the space shuttle we'd already be in quarantine to avoid getting Swine flu, or Bird flu, or Syphilis. Actually if we were using the space shuttle the trip would have already been canceled because of defective "O" rings - which is stupid because the next time you wanna have an "O", give us a "ring!"
Anyway, we've learned from previous rides through the southern and eastern parts of the U.S that it pretty much rains every day in the summer. That may be fine when you're cruising around in your fancy leased Escalades with $1,000/month payments, however, when you're riding a free and clear (won it in a bar bet six years ago), Harley Davidson, rain SUCKS! But folks, we learn from the error of our ways (except when it involves strippers and beer), and so we're doing two things different this time. We're starting a month earlier to hopefully be ahead of the mid-summer down pours and we're waterproofing all of our leather (including the cat-o-nine tails!).
We were gonna use ScotchGuard, but we realized that it doesn't rain scotch so that would be pretty much useless. (but wouldn't it be fun?). Instead, we got some stuff made by Kiwi (we love that little bird!) called "Wet-Pruf." We rubbed it into everything we wear on the bike - boots, vests, jackets, chaps (assless), even gloves. But then it occurred to us. The stuff smells pretty good and it makes ANYTHING liquid proof. Oh yeah baby, you know where this one is headed. We treated the sheets we use on our sofa-sleeper and life's been pretty damn good ever since...
This would work, but it doesn't rain scotch! It says for outdoor use, but that's just a guideline, right?
We treated our jackets, vests, chaps and boots! Treating our sheets ABSOLUTELY changed our lives!
Anyway, we've learned from previous rides through the southern and eastern parts of the U.S that it pretty much rains every day in the summer. That may be fine when you're cruising around in your fancy leased Escalades with $1,000/month payments, however, when you're riding a free and clear (won it in a bar bet six years ago), Harley Davidson, rain SUCKS! But folks, we learn from the error of our ways (except when it involves strippers and beer), and so we're doing two things different this time. We're starting a month earlier to hopefully be ahead of the mid-summer down pours and we're waterproofing all of our leather (including the cat-o-nine tails!).
We were gonna use ScotchGuard, but we realized that it doesn't rain scotch so that would be pretty much useless. (but wouldn't it be fun?). Instead, we got some stuff made by Kiwi (we love that little bird!) called "Wet-Pruf." We rubbed it into everything we wear on the bike - boots, vests, jackets, chaps (assless), even gloves. But then it occurred to us. The stuff smells pretty good and it makes ANYTHING liquid proof. Oh yeah baby, you know where this one is headed. We treated the sheets we use on our sofa-sleeper and life's been pretty damn good ever since...
This would work, but it doesn't rain scotch! It says for outdoor use, but that's just a guideline, right?
We treated our jackets, vests, chaps and boots! Treating our sheets ABSOLUTELY changed our lives!
Kevin we assumed you were past that bed wetting problem of yours. Now we have to go buy rubber sheets again for your visit (or you could sleep in the dogs bed-who knows what he does). Anyway, we have been in contact with the local police dept. for when you are in town. They say they will go easy on you if you take them for rides on your Harley ( they only have Schwinns).
Keep smiling and have fun.
Wendy and Ron
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We cannot wait until you come into our driveway wearing those assless chaps ya silly bastards ya. You're both amazing, incredibly talented pricks ya. We cannot help but love you two. Hope your having a nice week.
guy and cary.
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ScotchGard is only used by Scots to protect them from the perpetual rain in their country. You knew that.
Papa Doc
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