WEDNESDAY!  HUMPDAY!  You all know what that means,  We're halfway through the week - over the hump - and because of that we all get to h_mp!  Usually we spend most Humpdays laying on the sofa-sleeper, but not today.  We got a notice a few weeks ago that the electric company was gonna shut off our power for the day (and night) to make some bullsh_t repairs.   Our opinion is that without TV or a microwave oven there's no need to stick around.

We piled into our 1986 Ford Taurus, added a few quarts of oil and headed for L.A.  We figured we could find a cheap hotel (we did), find something fun to do (we did) and find a place to drink plenty of ice cold Budweiser (we did, and by the way, Budweiser is the proud sponsor of the upcoming Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour).  As many of you know, Kevin faked his way through a "cardiac incident" a few years ago to get prescriptions for good drugs (it worked).  But now he's in the system (you can fight the "man!") and has to have weird-ass tests done periodically.

Let's just say that they inject him with some radioactive chemicals, hook him up to some electronic stuff,  run his butt on a treadmill and then take pictures of his heart.  It's all B.S. technical stuff, but after that radioactive injection guess what glows in the dark!  Folks, we're staying at the Roadway Inn in Pasadena ($29.95/night includes breakfast!) and at that price most of our neighbors make their livings in "cash oriented" businesses.  With parts of Kevin glowing in the dark he's a big hit with the hookers and has even got a few squeezers for free.  Tonight we're cruising Colorado Blvd. so you can only imagine what trouble is yet to come...

      
           These guys and gals ABSOLUTELY ROCK!                           This equipment sucks, but the drugs are GREAT!

      
       Nice melons - guess what glows now?  Lower!                               A view like this and only $29 bucks a night!