WEDNESDAY!  HUMPDAY!  EARTHDAY!  Holy cow!  It's almost too many days to remember.  Let's just start with the simple one - HumpDay.  Everybody, we are halfway through the week, we're "over the hump," and since it is HumpDay, we're also all free to h_mp anytime today that we want.  How about now?  Come on, you can't be too busy to h_mp!  Okay, we understand you don't want to waste your last Viagra before the weekend so let's talk about Earth Day.

You know, we always say, "EARTH FIRST!" but that's just because we figure they can strip mine the other 8 planets later (yes, we still count Pluto as a planet - those bastards!).  With the upcoming Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by the always popular Budweiser) we started considering our carbon footprint.  YEAH RIGHT!  The only footprints we've ever considered are on our indoor-outdoor carpeting and they look like somebody tracked blood everywhere.  Oh yeah, we've also thought a lot about the Bigfoot tracks they found in Oregon (see, watching the Outdoor Channel does payoff - and not just with bass fishing tips either!).

Somebody (okay, a loyal reader of this website) actually sent us an email asking if we considered purchasing "carbon offset credits" for the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour.  We did answer that email privately (oh you betcha we did!), but we'd also like to make a public statement on the topic,  "ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING?"  If it's a "credit" then shouldn't they be loaning us some carbon?  Isn't that how credit works?  Besides, what in the hell are we gonna do with carbon anyway?  Crazy bastards make us wanna drink!  They probably also want us to save the whales.  If we were gonna do that, why wouldn't we just collect the whole set?...

      
These aren't carbon footprints - they look like dried blood!     Yeah, we need a gas additive but Pep Boys costs too much!

      
                  We did sort it - This is all trash!                                   Like this truck doesn't pollute when it picks up green waste!