WHY KILL 'EM WITH KINDESS WHEN YOU CAN USE A CROSSBOW!
FRIDAY! THE WEEKEND IS HERE! It's not like this doesn't happen every week, but it sure seems special when the "F" Day arrives! Look, even though we don't have jobs (we were synergystically downsized and no longer maintain gainful employment!), we do have plenty of things to do. The Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser - God bless 'em!) begins in just about a month and surprisingly, there's allot of preparation and planning that goes into riding a motorcycle (Harley-Davidson, Baby!) aimlessly around America for three months.
Probably the most important part of any trip like this is finding folks that will let us sleep in their house, eat their food, drink their Budweiser, clog up their washer & dryer and show us around town (without any compensation). Those kind of people (in addition to being about a taco shy of combination plate) are what we call "Road Hosts." Yes, some of you have volunteered (God only knows why - just keep on inviting us!), but a few of you have taken it a step further and are actually coordinating events (like strip Tupperware parties and Sunday School hot tubbing) for our arrival.
Trust us, everyone will get their 30 seconds of fame here on the website with embarrassing stories and even more embarrassing photos when we come to visit. Today however, we'd like to focus on just those regional folks (and we still have more regional openings - APPLY!) that are going the extra mile to help make this the best Riding4Beer event yet. These are people that we have individually interviewed in an intensive process involving lots of Budweiser. But folks, there's still plenty of more openings, so if you don't mind sleeping on your couch while we wreck that new Sealy Posturpedic you just bought, post a comment inviting us, stock up on Budweiser and we'll see you soon...
Ramon & Gloria - San Antonio, Texas Mike & Sandra - New Orleans, Louisiana
Southwest Regional Vice Presidents of Mayhem & Madness Deep South General Managers of Felonies & Crime
Guy & Cary - Appleton, Wisconsin Michelle & Rick - Walla Walla, Washington
Midwest Department of Intoxication co-chairpersons Great Northwest Regional Drunkenness Administrators
Probably the most important part of any trip like this is finding folks that will let us sleep in their house, eat their food, drink their Budweiser, clog up their washer & dryer and show us around town (without any compensation). Those kind of people (in addition to being about a taco shy of combination plate) are what we call "Road Hosts." Yes, some of you have volunteered (God only knows why - just keep on inviting us!), but a few of you have taken it a step further and are actually coordinating events (like strip Tupperware parties and Sunday School hot tubbing) for our arrival.
Trust us, everyone will get their 30 seconds of fame here on the website with embarrassing stories and even more embarrassing photos when we come to visit. Today however, we'd like to focus on just those regional folks (and we still have more regional openings - APPLY!) that are going the extra mile to help make this the best Riding4Beer event yet. These are people that we have individually interviewed in an intensive process involving lots of Budweiser. But folks, there's still plenty of more openings, so if you don't mind sleeping on your couch while we wreck that new Sealy Posturpedic you just bought, post a comment inviting us, stock up on Budweiser and we'll see you soon...
Ramon & Gloria - San Antonio, Texas Mike & Sandra - New Orleans, Louisiana
Southwest Regional Vice Presidents of Mayhem & Madness Deep South General Managers of Felonies & Crime
Guy & Cary - Appleton, Wisconsin Michelle & Rick - Walla Walla, Washington
Midwest Department of Intoxication co-chairpersons Great Northwest Regional Drunkenness Administrators
We cannot wait until your arrival. We already have your space in the garage for your Harley, a refrigerater well stocked with refreshing Budweiser (the "King of Beers") and your Cocoa Puffs ya silly bastards. We're ready to party! Remember this always, we cannot help but love you two fruits. Have a great weekend.
guy and cary.
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Well, after much thought and consideration Wendy and I will offer to host you guys if you make it this far east again. We have hidden our puppies (Kevin you will just have to release your tension by yourself) and made a deal with the local police dept. to allow you to bunk down in their drunk tank. Since "Mousie" (real person) passed away there is plenty of room and the police said they would even hose out the cell for you guys!
As always keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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