WEDNESDAY!  HUMPDAY!  Okay, we know we say that every week, but it's always so much fun - not to say it,  but to H_MP!  Look, it's the middle of the week, why not relax and coast to the weekend?  We did that until we were fired, but the unemployment check came in handy and you really do meet the nicest people standing in line at state offices (like f'ing ax murderers!).

Folks, we love Wednesdays because the newspaper is thicker and there's all kinds of fun ads to read.  We especially like the personals, "SWF seeks SWM or SWC that is HWP, generous, understanding, and not Jewish.  No one-eyed turtle, double porpoise okay, around the world fine, occasional reverse flying dutchman, bedroom must have at least 6 electrical outlets - no weirdos."   She had us until the "no weirdo" part. 

Speaking of weirdos, it's only about a month until the Budweiser sponsored Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour begins.  The plan is to ride our Harley around the United States (we figure about 15,000 miles in about 3 months) and visit as many magical and mysterious places we can find.  We'll bring our own aluminum foil hats and Budweiser is writing the checks for beer.  Now if we could just figure out what a "double porpoise" is we'd quit mooching squeezers in dark bars and give that SWF a call...

                      
     NFL Jacket?  What team?  We wanna get this right!                            We already have one - it's called a watch!

      
Her parents must be so proud they sent her to Harvard Law!                                  F_ck!  She found us!