MONDAY!  It's the day after Easter and now there's not another religious holiday until the NBA playoffs.  Folks, we don't know about you, but if we eat another chocolate bunny ear we'll start buying stock in Hersey.  Colored eggs, chocolate rabbits, marshmallow Peeps - it's all such a reminder of Jesus' ascent to heaven.  it's sorta like dead pine trees and flashing lights being a reminder of his birth.

Anyway, we still have quite a few goodies left over (not counting the Oxycodone, Viagra and Budweiser).  Mostly, we have tons of Peeps because they're cheap and they're fun to play with.  For example, if you look at yesterday's post you'll see what happens when you microwave one (we microwaved over two dozen).  Today we moved on from such childish activities and upleveled our "peep play."  Oh yeah Baby, we're talking laser beams!

In preparation for the upcoming Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by the "King of Beers," Budweiser!) we got one of those pocket laser pointers.  We figured it would come in handy in case we needed to blind someone and lift their credit cards while we're on the road.  Well, after flashing it around several local bars (and getting kicked out), we decided to see if it really would blind someone - or something!  Fortunately for the Jehovah Witnesses that are always knocking on our door, (FYI: there's no porn in the "Watchtower") we have Peeps to experiment on.  Folks, the results weren't pretty, but it was in the name of science - just like having another cold Budweiser is a liquid volume capacity test...

      
It's a good thing no Jehovah Witnesses came to our door!         Hmm, why does the warning say "point away from eyes?"

      
Ready, Aim, Fire!  This Peep will go down in science history!                           LOOK!  It's Ray Charles Peep!