FRIDAY!  And not just any Friday, but a GOOD FRIDAY!  Hello to all you Catholic readers (oxymoron) out there - please explain the connection between marshmallow chickens and the rising of Jesus to Heaven.  Whatever!  Look, we get it, it's a "faith thing."  Folks, it's Easter weekend and for the first time in years we won't be heading to the annual Palm Springs Children's Easter Egg Hunt.  We don't go for the kids - we go to pick up on the hot young moms!   But not this year.   Stacy is still recovering from knee surgery (it was almost two days ago - you'd think she'd be running marathons by now!) and couldn't find an egg even if it was cooked "over-easy" (her teenage nickname).

So here's the deal - OXYCODONE!  If you don't have that drug in your medicine cabinet next to the Viagra and birth control pills then you need another doctor.  They sent Stacy home from the hospital with a jar full of Hillbilly heroin and told her to take them if she experienced any pain.  Guess what?  She's in pain all the time!  What a surprise that her knee hurts after they hacked away on it for almost an hour and there's a liquid nitrogen pump stitched into it (NOT KIDDING!).

Normally neither of us use drugs (watch for lightening here!) but these are extraordinary times.  With the Iraq war, nuclear tensions in North Korea, the economy, Stacy's knee - hell, we're chewing those pain pills like Rush Limbaugh!  Look, we know the label says it's only for her surgery pain - and we know it says not take with alcohol - but what's the fun in that?  Let's just say that while you're all out looking for hidden colored eggs, we'll be right here at home preparing for the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Oxy-Budweiser), popping pills and biting the ears off chocolate bunnies...

      
     No more dark alleys for us - we have a new supplier!                 Vicodin is for pussies!  We're talkin' Hillbilly heroin!

      
   Okay, we consider this just a guideline - it's not a rule!            Oxycodone and Budweiser!  Just what the Doctor ordered!