THURSDAY!  And it's the day after Stacy's field trip to the hospital.  She'll be writing a report for extra credit at the end of the semester but she needs to buy a "Pee-Chee" folder to hand it in first.  In the meantime, here's a brief rundown:  1) they made her wear funny clothes, but the "open at the back" part was lots of fun!; 2) the IV drugs ABSOLUTELY rock; 3) Nurses have no sense of humor when you eat all of their Jenny Craig sh_t from their Tupperware; and, 4) everything went PERFECT so quit worrying!

Actually, we're kinda pissed at them because they say she'll be walking (with a slight limp - cool huh? - like a pirate!) normally in about a week.  Okay, just imagine the evil stares we're gonna get parking in handicapped spaces on our Harley and skipping into Walmart to get fishing tackle.  Look, medicine has come a long way from the days of leeches to cure headaches (saw that on the History Channel).  Stacy was only on the table about 45 minutes - which is far less than the time she's usually on tables at bars.

Anyway, she's back home now in the trailer laying on the sofa-sleeper and watching bullsh_t movies on the plasma TV we bought with our stimulus check.  Her knee is wrapped up like a sausage and has some liquid nitrogen device inside that keeps it cold instead of an ice pack (high tech!).  It works great, but the damn pump on the thing is so loud we can barely hear what the people are saying in the pornos we bought on pay-per-view (we watch for the dialog!).  Folks, it's not recommended you try this at home, but if you do have some Oxycodone enjoy it with a few Budweisers (sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour), sit back and let the colors flow...

      
It not fashionable, but the open back comes in handy!          They could use your name but "next" makes it like at the deli!

      
In recovery room - Stacy still out cold,  but vitals A-OK!                                 Liquid nitrogen, baby!  Not cool, COLD!