WE'LL TRY ANYTHING TWICE - WOULDN'T YOU?

THURSDAY!  FRIDAY EVE!  Yeah, we know that gets old, but it IS Friday Eve so what are supposed to do?  The weekend is here, but there's no rest for people like us.  People on mission.  People with a cause.  People with goals and objectives.  Okay, maybe we got carried away there, but we do have stuff to do, sorta of.

The Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser) is raptly approaching and believe us, the preparations are not all fun and games.  We've had to spend hours on the internet researching places to go (which drastically reduces time for surfing porn sites).  We've had to trial pack and repack  to make sure everything fits on the bike (it still doesn't).  And we're continuing to interview and assign "Regional" and "Territory" managers for the trip - wanna be one?  All you have to do is volunteer your house, your refrigerator stocked with Budweiser and your hot tub (preferably full of "open-minded" people - wink, wink) for a few nights.

Look, the clock is ticking, and although it may seem like a long time until May 24, experience tells us these last six weeks will go fast.  You need to drop us an email or post a comment here if you have ideas about where we should go, what we should see or where we should get arrested.  More importantly, you need to tell us if we should even visit your crummy  town (or even you!), or if you'd rather just have us skip your entire state altogether.  You should note that just telling us to stay away usually doesn't work without a restraining order!  Speaking of restraining orders, one of ours has expired and that means we can go back to Denny's tonight  with DebbiSanda, and trust us, they'll be another order in place by sunrise...

      
Packing and repacking - There has to be a better way!              Okay, this may not be elegant, but it's functuional!
                 
You really didn't think we got a restraining order?          Yup, we got one thanks to DebbieSanda, but it was worth it!
 

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  • 4/3/2009 5:33 AM Andrea wrote:
    You are welcome to my state and my house anytime.  I think Utah needs some scary people like you.
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  • 4/3/2009 8:13 AM guy and cary wrote:
    Hook that U-Haul trailer up to your motorcycle you silly bastards and bring DebbieSanda along in it - preferably the way she's dressed!  We would love to be a sponsor for the upcoming Tour you cantankerous bastards ya.  We will supply plenty of Budweiser, cocoa puffs,the hot tub,and some cute little pigs for all of us to enjoy.  Remember this always, we cannot help but love you two.

    Have a partyfull weekend.

    guy and cary.
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