WEDNESDAY - HUMPDAY!  We are sooooooo over the hump this week and also, since it is Humpday, we can h_mp all day!!  Okay, enough on that topic.  No need to dwell or wander.  FOCUS!  So here's the deal - last week you all saw Stacy in her "classy" paper shorts at the medical clinic getting an MRI (we stole the shorts by the way).  Anyway, the results are in and....and....and.....SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! 

Oh yeah, it wasn't about that was it?  Anyway, the results actually are in and the verdict is that her knee really is messed up - and we're not just talking about the rug burns either!  We asked if we could just have the x-ray retouched or airbrushed, but the doc (a__hole) said "no."  We'd love to tell you more, but doctor/patient confidentiality sorta limits us. We really can't break that sacred trust with him and tell you any more about our doctor, but you can read about him at www.quackquack.com. 

So, after the exam we went to IHOP as a reward for Stacy being brave with the doctor (ok, that's what we're calling it, "brave").  Actually we went to IHOP because we had a coupon for a free breakfast, but that 's sorta the same thing, right?  Folks, here's the plan.  We have Budweiser on board as our national sponsor, the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (starting May 24th!) is on track and Stacy plans to just self-medicate until her knee either gets better or falls off (although the former may be helped along with some surgery - yuk!).  Meanwhile it's after lunch so it's time for Stacy to take some more medication...from a 12oz ice cold bottle of Budweiser!...

      
Remember this?  Paper shorts?  MRI?                                 Now it's come to this - blood pressure everywhere in her body!

      
Stacy was..ah...er...brave, so IHOP was her reward!                     And her breakfast didn't cost a dime!  COUPONS, BABY!