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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for April 2009

IT'S NOT THE CRIME - IT'S IF YOU GET CAUGHT!

TIME'S FUN WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FLIES!

IF THEY HAVE "POLE" DANCING WHY DON'T THEY HAVE "CZECH" DANCING?

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS THE 3RD DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENIUS AND STUPIDITY IS THAT IN OUR CASE GENIUS DEFINITELY HAS ITS LIMITS!

IT'S EARTH DAY! - "ONCE YOU GO GREEN YOU NEVER GO..."

TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW - BUT FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA

HAVING PRINCIPLES JUST MEANS WE CAN'T BE BOUGHT CHEAP!

IF IT'S "TIME SENSITIVE" MATERIAL SHOULD WE REFRIGERATE IT?

WHY KILL 'EM WITH KINDESS WHEN YOU CAN USE A CROSSBOW!

EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM!

SELF-MEDICATION IS MUCH BETTER THAN OXYCODONE!

WE GOT FOOD POISONING BUT DON'T KNOW WHEN WE'LL USE IT!

IF YOU PUT INSTANT COFFEE IN A MICROWAVE OVEN WILL YOU GO BACK IN TIME?

IT'S EITHER "AM-KNEE-SIA" OR IT'S "KNEE-MONIA!"

SCARS ARE JUST TATOOS WITH BETTER STORIES!

WINNING ONLY MATTERS IN WARS AND SURGERY!

IF A FOOTLONG IS 5 DOLLARS - HOW MUCH IS 8 INCHES?

THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND!

WE'LL TRY ANYTHING TWICE - WOULDN'T YOU?

WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG AND WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN!

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