DEPRESSION IS JUST ANGER WITHOUT MAKING AN EFFORT!
MONDAY! Do you ever have one of those weekends where nothing happens? There's nothing going on and you just lay around thinking how boring life is? No excitement. No fun. No nothing? If that's the case, YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE! Sure, we spent the weekend laying around too, but it wasn't boring. Nope, we were busy planning the upcoming Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour.
Look, it may seem easy to just hop on a motorcycle and ride around the country, but there is a modicum (that means, "small amount" in case you flunked your GED exam - again!) of logistics required to pack up one's (actualy two's) life and fit it all on the back of a Harley. Even more important is deciding where to go, where to stay and how to pay for it all. Budweiser is our national sponsor, so they provide most of our WAM ("Walking Around Money), but this year they won't be covering our bail anywhere, they won't be paying any strip club cover charges and they won't be reimbursing us for hotel pay-per-view porn. We understand, they're cutting back like everyone else (except Chrysler & GM), but that means more careful planning by us and also probably using lots of coupons ("buy one lap dance get the second one for 50%").
Of course the other big planning part is figuring out where we'll go. The Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour is all about seeing America, meeting real "honest to God Bless Americans" and visiting all the places where people wear aluminum foil hats to block those damnned alien Commie thought beams. This trip is participatory, so you all have to help us with suggested places to go, crazy people to meet and cheap (code word for "free") places to eat and sleep. Hey, we're just helping you bring a little excitement into your life and hopefully plenty of Budweiser too...
Hey, we have maps and everything! Hope we can stay here again - it was GREAT!
We're buying our aluminum foil on the internet to save money! Of course we're saving money with "special offers!"
Look, it may seem easy to just hop on a motorcycle and ride around the country, but there is a modicum (that means, "small amount" in case you flunked your GED exam - again!) of logistics required to pack up one's (actualy two's) life and fit it all on the back of a Harley. Even more important is deciding where to go, where to stay and how to pay for it all. Budweiser is our national sponsor, so they provide most of our WAM ("Walking Around Money), but this year they won't be covering our bail anywhere, they won't be paying any strip club cover charges and they won't be reimbursing us for hotel pay-per-view porn. We understand, they're cutting back like everyone else (except Chrysler & GM), but that means more careful planning by us and also probably using lots of coupons ("buy one lap dance get the second one for 50%").
Of course the other big planning part is figuring out where we'll go. The Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour is all about seeing America, meeting real "honest to God Bless Americans" and visiting all the places where people wear aluminum foil hats to block those damnned alien Commie thought beams. This trip is participatory, so you all have to help us with suggested places to go, crazy people to meet and cheap (code word for "free") places to eat and sleep. Hey, we're just helping you bring a little excitement into your life and hopefully plenty of Budweiser too...
Hey, we have maps and everything! Hope we can stay here again - it was GREAT!
We're buying our aluminum foil on the internet to save money! Of course we're saving money with "special offers!"
We know the NOPD and district attorneys office always have a place for you. However for the true change of pace we suggest that you come a little north and find out where the real excitement is. In Baton Rouge they luv the guvn'er!
Just sayin!
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