THURSDAY!  YEAH!  The weekend is finally here!  It's Friday Eve!  Okay, you probably think it's still mid-week, but that's because you lost all your 401-k money investing with that Madoff a__hole, you work for a company that's been bailed with TARP money and you haven't had a free squeezer in a bar for years!  Now if you're like us, you never had any money to invest, you haven't worked for a company since that paper route in the 5th grade and you get squeezers until... until...well, until it's been four hours and you have to call your physician like they say on TV.

Okay, so who thinks we're both natural blonds?  Yeah, we know that you all have a "sure-fire" way to tell, but it's all been waxed off down there (on Kevin) so that test ain't gonna work.  Come on, of course our hair color is fake!  We live in Southern California - half of our bodies are fake!  You don't really think Kevin got those guns by going to the gym do you? (bicep implants).  And Stacy's ah...er....ah... chest hasn't always been that size either - nope she had breast reduction surgery - TWICE!

Look, would you want it any other way?  Go on, admit it!  You have a few "artificial" parts too - like that smile when our jokes suck.  Besides, with the Riding4Beer American Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser even though they haven't returned our calls lately!) starting in a month or so, we need to have a good first impression when we meet ya'll.  When we come riding through your town and the mayor gives us the key to the jail (so we can let ourselves in) we wanna look good in our booking photos.  Sure it's all fake - so was the moon landing and the weapons of mass destruction - but the beer is real and so are those free squeezers...

      
                   Number LB02 - "Light Ash Blond!"                                              Number 9A - "Natural Blond" - OF COURSE!

      
                Just $7.95 at Walmart with a coupon!                          You should have seen 'em before Stacy had them reduced!