LIFE IS SO UNLIKE THEORY!
WEDNESDAY! Can it already be Hump Day? Oh you bet your Jenny Craig rear-end it can! Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday it was Tuesday and now it's already Wednesday. If you've been following along you know that our son and his wife have been visiting us here in the Palm Springs. Today they fly back to wherever it is they came from (sucks to be them), but for the past few days it's been just a regular, normal family get together - sorta like a TV show family.
Let's see, we went out for a few beers on Saturday night and then on Sunday night we went out for a few more. Now Monday night was very different because we went out for more than a few beers and last night we basically just stayed home and drank a few 30-paks. In between we showed them all the famous sights around Palm Springs - like where Kevin got arrested for pimping and pandering (in his defense he's NEVER pandered in his entire life!) and where Stacy bought those sexy garter belts and fishnet stockings (for Kevin to wear out to clubs).
We think they loved hanging out in our favorite bars where the average age of the patrons is higher than Stephan Hawking's IQ. And how could they not enjoy our guided tours of the area in the back seat of our 1986 Ford Taurus wagon? But today we have to add a few quarts of oil and drive them over the mountain to San Diego for their flight back to wherever. It'll be sad to see them go so while we're in San Diego we may just have to drown our sorrows with....with.....with.....SOME MORE BEER (Budweiser of course)!

Matt had a few beers and started chatting up some local girl. Stacy and the trailer park council considered what to do!

Jeannine dealt with it by drinking heavily. The trailer park mgr got new glasses to watch the action.
Let's see, we went out for a few beers on Saturday night and then on Sunday night we went out for a few more. Now Monday night was very different because we went out for more than a few beers and last night we basically just stayed home and drank a few 30-paks. In between we showed them all the famous sights around Palm Springs - like where Kevin got arrested for pimping and pandering (in his defense he's NEVER pandered in his entire life!) and where Stacy bought those sexy garter belts and fishnet stockings (for Kevin to wear out to clubs).
We think they loved hanging out in our favorite bars where the average age of the patrons is higher than Stephan Hawking's IQ. And how could they not enjoy our guided tours of the area in the back seat of our 1986 Ford Taurus wagon? But today we have to add a few quarts of oil and drive them over the mountain to San Diego for their flight back to wherever. It'll be sad to see them go so while we're in San Diego we may just have to drown our sorrows with....with.....with.....SOME MORE BEER (Budweiser of course)!
Matt had a few beers and started chatting up some local girl. Stacy and the trailer park council considered what to do!
Jeannine dealt with it by drinking heavily. The trailer park mgr got new glasses to watch the action.

Kevin, that boy is a chip off the old block. Like they say, the apple does not fall far from the tree. We would love to be out there drinking that Budweiser, the"King of Beers" and enjoying that nice weather with you silly bastards ya. Have a great week and remember this, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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A friend of mine referred me here, so I've been reading and reading, and laughing and laughing. I don't know either of you, but I love ya both!
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