WE'RE JUST THE COSMIC DEBRIS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Hey everybody it's FAT TUESDAY! This is it! The BIG day of Mardi Gras. Over 1 million people are pouring into the French Quarter, the beer is literally running in the streets (it's a shame!) and we're gonna join in soon. Yesterday was "Lundi Gras" (the day before Fat Tuesday is not called "Obese Monday") and we practiced drinking Budweiser (the "King of Beers" and proud sponsor of Riding4beer!) pretty much all day and all night. We now feel qualified to participate in Fat Tuesday.
Look, Mardi Gras is not just about drinking and dressing crazy. No, No, No! Anonymous gratuitous sex should also be involved! Yup, everybody is drunk and yup, everyone dresses in costume, but here's a helpful hint about the sex part. Do not go up to a person dressed like a New Orleans Police Officer and ask for a $5 dollar squeezer. THEY ARE A COP, and not just another drunk in costume. That's sorta one of those "life lessons" you learn the hard way.
Folks, the party in the streets is ramping up and we can't miss it (since Budweiser paid us to report on it!). We know you all wish you could be here with us (but you can't because you have to work instead of collecting public assistance like us). Anyway, on tomorrow's post we'll share all the insanity of Mardi Gras with you - even from jail since they have wireless internet there! (thoughtful!) In the meantime you watch reruns of Monk on TNT and we'll watch...well, you know...
Yup, that's Stacy in the mouth of Zulu! Kevin & Mike are hotwiring a Police Harley!
Mike didn't believe how much their bail was set at! Another day - another pirate!
Look, Mardi Gras is not just about drinking and dressing crazy. No, No, No! Anonymous gratuitous sex should also be involved! Yup, everybody is drunk and yup, everyone dresses in costume, but here's a helpful hint about the sex part. Do not go up to a person dressed like a New Orleans Police Officer and ask for a $5 dollar squeezer. THEY ARE A COP, and not just another drunk in costume. That's sorta one of those "life lessons" you learn the hard way.
Folks, the party in the streets is ramping up and we can't miss it (since Budweiser paid us to report on it!). We know you all wish you could be here with us (but you can't because you have to work instead of collecting public assistance like us). Anyway, on tomorrow's post we'll share all the insanity of Mardi Gras with you - even from jail since they have wireless internet there! (thoughtful!) In the meantime you watch reruns of Monk on TNT and we'll watch...well, you know...
Yup, that's Stacy in the mouth of Zulu! Kevin & Mike are hotwiring a Police Harley!
Mike didn't believe how much their bail was set at! Another day - another pirate!
What's wrong with Monk? They're actually running a marathon of Monk tomorrow to coincide with the release of "Monk the Collector Series" commemorative plates from the Franklin Mint. They'd look great on the wall in the double-wide!
Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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Your lives have not changed at all! Your drunken' stupor is continuing through the Mardi Gras celebrations ya silly bastards ya. You both never cease to amaze us - we are so proud of you both with everything you have done with your lives. Your both such great humanitarians. Remember this drunk or sober, we cannot help but love you both. Have lots of fun.
guy and cary.
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