THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR IS WAITING TO TAKE YOU AWAY!
THURSDAY! It's Friday Eve and the weekend is here! Listen, just like landing a plane in the Potomic, any week you can walk away from is a good week! Actually, this one started out a little slow (because Stacy was out of town), but it's definitely gained momentum. Kevin almost got a job (who knew you needed a license to cut hair at Walmart?) but he would of had to quit in few months anyway because we've settled on the theme and dates for this summer's Riding4Beer tour. There are still some "issues " (there always are aren't there?) to be worked out, but we're sure our sponsor Budweiser can handle them (like how big our check is gonna be and when do we get it!).
Okay, so this year's tour will begin around the end of May and last through the first part of August. It's an American tour (we can't get visas to go back to most of the countries we visited on last year's world tour - can you say "persona non-grata?") and it will essentially take us on the Harley all around the country. The 2009 Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser. the "King of Beers!") will start from Palm Springs and basically circle the good ol' U.S. of A. visiting all the places you see on the Learning Channel - places like Area 51; Roswell, New Mexico, Waco, Texas - you get the point. See, now you understand the "magical" and the "mystery" part of the tour, right? (FYI: we probably should have checked with the Beatles before naming it, but that's in the hands of Budweiser's attorneys now.)
There's also conventions and meetings to attend along the way as well! For example, we're registered for the American Federation of Astrologers annual meeting in Miami in July (we hear after just a few beers their stars align pretty damn quick!) and the MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) convention in Denver in August (any wagers on how many of them wear aluminum foil on their heads regularly?). Just imagine all the cool people we're gonna meet all around America. Folks, get your computers tuned up because we've got a lot of preparation you'll get to see over the next few months - and then when the tour starts there will be daily updates from wherever the magic and the mystery take us (any ideas or suggestions?). Who knows, it could be to your house so make sure you're stocked up on Nacho Doritos, that you've had the sofa-sleeper treated with ScotchGuard, and of course, keep plenty of ice cold Bud Light on hand...

If you're licensed then we'd love to see your paperwork! Beginning the end of May and coming to a town near you!

The Red is for sure - Help us - What's where the blue is? Remember how much fun our last American tour was?
Okay, so this year's tour will begin around the end of May and last through the first part of August. It's an American tour (we can't get visas to go back to most of the countries we visited on last year's world tour - can you say "persona non-grata?") and it will essentially take us on the Harley all around the country. The 2009 Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser. the "King of Beers!") will start from Palm Springs and basically circle the good ol' U.S. of A. visiting all the places you see on the Learning Channel - places like Area 51; Roswell, New Mexico, Waco, Texas - you get the point. See, now you understand the "magical" and the "mystery" part of the tour, right? (FYI: we probably should have checked with the Beatles before naming it, but that's in the hands of Budweiser's attorneys now.)
There's also conventions and meetings to attend along the way as well! For example, we're registered for the American Federation of Astrologers annual meeting in Miami in July (we hear after just a few beers their stars align pretty damn quick!) and the MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) convention in Denver in August (any wagers on how many of them wear aluminum foil on their heads regularly?). Just imagine all the cool people we're gonna meet all around America. Folks, get your computers tuned up because we've got a lot of preparation you'll get to see over the next few months - and then when the tour starts there will be daily updates from wherever the magic and the mystery take us (any ideas or suggestions?). Who knows, it could be to your house so make sure you're stocked up on Nacho Doritos, that you've had the sofa-sleeper treated with ScotchGuard, and of course, keep plenty of ice cold Bud Light on hand...

If you're licensed then we'd love to see your paperwork! Beginning the end of May and coming to a town near you!

The Red is for sure - Help us - What's where the blue is? Remember how much fun our last American tour was?

Kevin - Great idea. I definitely want to meet up with you guys if you are close.
One idea is to go here: http://www.oregon-coastdirectory.com/cities/goldhill/vortex/vortex.htm
I'll research if there are any other places. I know there are some dirt mounds near Yakima that people claim are pyramids.
One place to check for gatherings you are looking for is at http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2610.html?theme=light.
Private mail me some time (so your parole officer doesn't find out). I am not sure I know the right e-mail address for you, my e-mails don't get through (unless, of course, you're trying to tell me something
Jason
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I have an idea of what you should do for the trip. Go to Gravity Hill in Pennsylvania where cars roll up hill and water flows the wrong way. Check it out at www.Gravityhill.com
Matt
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Hi Kevin and Stacy,
Hey guys, FYI, we're on the eastern blue line, or pretty close to it. We would really enjoy having you stop at our house along the way. We could take you sailing on Lake Superior, that would mean your route would go through Wisconsin, or we also have a lake home in Minnesota. Either way, Budwieser is very popular around here.
Keep us posted...
Jean and Larry
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Now I'm not a smart man, but I would take a NASCAR trip. Go to every race in the season. It'll be a good one - trust me! Screw those Goodyear tires!
Matt
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We are back you silly bastards and we had a great time in Texas drinking, eating, sightseeing and more drinking! We would love to have you come up to visit for a few weeks on your Mystery Tour Trip tis summer. Remember this always, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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Go to Cochrane, Ariz. (my birthplace!). It's a ghost town now! There is an old, old iron smelter there (70 ft. high) that you can view from a distance. Don't know why it is forbidden to view close-up anymore, used to climb it when I was a kid. VERY SCARY!
- K. Earle Cochrane -
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