IF LOVE IS BLIND THEN WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR?
TUESDAY! Oh yeah, baby! Stacy is back in Palm Springs (out on bail from Fresno County), Budweiser (proud sponsor of Riding4Beer) has signed off on our 2009 American Summer Tour (details to follow - have your gal call my gal, we'll do lunch) and Kevin is doing well in his sensitivity therapy counseling. It's some B.S. court mandated thing he has to do as part of his "rehabilitation" stemming from that bogus "underage lewd acts" charge last Summer.
Look, it's some pretty goofy stuff, but the judge said if he'd complete 10 sessions with a therapist then the charges will be dropped and his record (at least on that charge) will be expunged. (Doesn't "expunged" sound like something you'd pay a hooker an extra $10 bucks to do?). Anyway, the therapy isn't so bad and neither is the therapist. He has to role play with sock puppets for 20 minutes, draw pictures as part of his "art expression therapy" and write in a journal everyday. Actually, the therapist is probably getting more out of it than Kevin.
Speaking of the therapist (we were - pay attention!), she seemed at bit "stiff" during the first few sessions, but after a couple of weeks (and plenty of ice cold Budweiser) she's loosened up considerably. As a matter of fact, she's already signed off on the last three sessions without Kevin even having to attend. Maybe it had something to do with video we took in our trailer during her "home visit" last week. Let's just say that we were all a bit surprised about the garter belt and thigh highs, but the riding crop was truly shocking. We usually have to pay most of our monthly county assistance for fun like that. In the meantime, since this sensitivity training worked out so well, we're thinking about getting court ordered to attend rage therapy. Who knows how many squeezers we can get out of that therapist...
The sock puppet role playing therapy is really fun! Art therapy is a blast too - Check out this drawing!
Expressing your feelings in a diary is often heart wrenching! For example - here's today's entry!
Look, it's some pretty goofy stuff, but the judge said if he'd complete 10 sessions with a therapist then the charges will be dropped and his record (at least on that charge) will be expunged. (Doesn't "expunged" sound like something you'd pay a hooker an extra $10 bucks to do?). Anyway, the therapy isn't so bad and neither is the therapist. He has to role play with sock puppets for 20 minutes, draw pictures as part of his "art expression therapy" and write in a journal everyday. Actually, the therapist is probably getting more out of it than Kevin.
Speaking of the therapist (we were - pay attention!), she seemed at bit "stiff" during the first few sessions, but after a couple of weeks (and plenty of ice cold Budweiser) she's loosened up considerably. As a matter of fact, she's already signed off on the last three sessions without Kevin even having to attend. Maybe it had something to do with video we took in our trailer during her "home visit" last week. Let's just say that we were all a bit surprised about the garter belt and thigh highs, but the riding crop was truly shocking. We usually have to pay most of our monthly county assistance for fun like that. In the meantime, since this sensitivity training worked out so well, we're thinking about getting court ordered to attend rage therapy. Who knows how many squeezers we can get out of that therapist...
The sock puppet role playing therapy is really fun! Art therapy is a blast too - Check out this drawing!
Expressing your feelings in a diary is often heart wrenching! For example - here's today's entry!
Incredible! We have never in all our born days witnessed such an amazing feat. This show you're putting on is stupedious - it cannot possibly be duplicated by anyone on this planet! It must go on. We are leaving for Dallas (porn convention) in the morning so we will not be on the computer until Sunday night ya silly bastards. Remember this always though, we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
Reply to this
Kevin - what a renaissance man your are! A talented chief (Hamburger Helper), a connoisseur of fine beverages( Budweiser,The King of Beers), big game hunter (lizards) and thoughtful writer. And now we have to add artist! Is there no limit to what you can do?
Keep smiling and have fun!
Ron and Wendy
Reply to this