WHO INVENTED THE FOOD PYRAMID - THE EGYPTIANS?
SUNDAY! It's DAY TWO and things are deteriorating rapidly in Palm Springs. Remember, Stacy is out of town this weekend and Kevin has been left on his own WITHOUT adult supervision. Now it's not that other folks in the trailer park weren't told to look after him, but they can't watch him every minute - they're too busy buying crack, fighting with their pimps or....you know.
Anyway, Stacy left strict instructions around town about what he could eat, drink and do. She thought all the bases were covered, but she didn't count on Kevin riding the SunLine bus to Cathedral City where nobody knows him, and more importantly, nobody knows her! HA! Through the miracle of modern urban transit her orders went unheard and unfollowed. God bless 50 cent bus tickets!
Look, why would anyone want to eat food that didn't have saturated fat, cholesterol and lots of sugar? Come on, isn't trans fat named that because it moves through your system quickly? (It does!). Besides, what does "high triglyceride level" really mean, anyway? Who sets these levels? Oh yeah, it's the same government department that inspects peanut butter - that makes us feel much safer. Why do you think we drink so much beer? Well, yeah it's because we're useless, jobless alcoholics - but more importantly, it's because it's the only food product not inspected, graded and labeled by the Department of Agriculture...
Look, there's no fat in the pickles on a Big Mac, right? And there's no fat in the lettuce on fried tacos!
Stopped by to pick up a Valentine's Day gift for Stacy. Finished the day with a relaxing massage from Kimmee!
Anyway, Stacy left strict instructions around town about what he could eat, drink and do. She thought all the bases were covered, but she didn't count on Kevin riding the SunLine bus to Cathedral City where nobody knows him, and more importantly, nobody knows her! HA! Through the miracle of modern urban transit her orders went unheard and unfollowed. God bless 50 cent bus tickets!
Look, why would anyone want to eat food that didn't have saturated fat, cholesterol and lots of sugar? Come on, isn't trans fat named that because it moves through your system quickly? (It does!). Besides, what does "high triglyceride level" really mean, anyway? Who sets these levels? Oh yeah, it's the same government department that inspects peanut butter - that makes us feel much safer. Why do you think we drink so much beer? Well, yeah it's because we're useless, jobless alcoholics - but more importantly, it's because it's the only food product not inspected, graded and labeled by the Department of Agriculture...
Look, there's no fat in the pickles on a Big Mac, right? And there's no fat in the lettuce on fried tacos!
Stopped by to pick up a Valentine's Day gift for Stacy. Finished the day with a relaxing massage from Kimmee!
We do not believe this is happening to you! You're just falling apart - you're going to have a nervous breakdown. Get ahold of yourself! You are cracking you silly bastard ya. Go sit down in your Ekornes chair and crack open a cool refreshing Budweiser. That will calm your nerves. What else can we say except we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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So did you go back to the same parking lot for pictures 4 different times or was it a slow day and you took them all at once. When do we get a bonus photo day?
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