OUR TAX PROBLEM IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN AT HOME BUT WE DO HAVE A NANNY!
SATURDAY! It's DAY ONE of the "Stacy out of town & Kevin on his own" show! This will be playing repeatedly until Monday afternoon while Stacy handles some....ah......er......er....."issues." Look, discretion is the better part of valor so those "issues" are best left unsaid, but they do involve a lawyer (Public Defender for Stacy), a doctor (well, he used to have a license), and a veterinarian (really can't say here - this is a family website). Don't worry, her lawyer went to one of the best correspondence schools advertised in Popular Mechanics and we hear the judge is open to accepting "non-cash gratuities"
In the meantime, Kevin has been lounging around the trailer park back in Palm Springs. Well, not exactly lounging, but he hasn't been doing much. Let's see, stayed up last night until 3a.m. playing strip Scrabble with Shasta over in space #19 and her sister visiting from Cedar Rapids, slept until noon (on Shasta's pull-out sofa-sleeper) and then went hunting with a pellet gun in back of the trailer park for gila monsters (sure they're a protected species but who said anything about getting caught?). Oh yeah, and in all activities (except the sleeping part), large amounts of beer was involved (Budweiser, the "King of Beers" & proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!).
So here's the deal. It's Saturday night (soon) and our public assistance check didn't come in the mail (damn California budget B.S.!). But, hunting was good and Kevin has more than few lizard pelts to trade, so while Stacy is planning her legal defense (and helping recreate the crime so her lawyer understands), there's plenty of bars around town that'll trade beer for skins. Nothing like having a plan - especially when it involves slimy bars, dead lizards and ice cold Budweiser!...
"Crossover Clinic?" No wonder Stacy was interested! Meanwhile, in back of our trailer park
A pellet gun works fine and is quiet enough not to arouse suspicion! Here's one crawling out from under the cactus!
In the meantime, Kevin has been lounging around the trailer park back in Palm Springs. Well, not exactly lounging, but he hasn't been doing much. Let's see, stayed up last night until 3a.m. playing strip Scrabble with Shasta over in space #19 and her sister visiting from Cedar Rapids, slept until noon (on Shasta's pull-out sofa-sleeper) and then went hunting with a pellet gun in back of the trailer park for gila monsters (sure they're a protected species but who said anything about getting caught?). Oh yeah, and in all activities (except the sleeping part), large amounts of beer was involved (Budweiser, the "King of Beers" & proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!).
So here's the deal. It's Saturday night (soon) and our public assistance check didn't come in the mail (damn California budget B.S.!). But, hunting was good and Kevin has more than few lizard pelts to trade, so while Stacy is planning her legal defense (and helping recreate the crime so her lawyer understands), there's plenty of bars around town that'll trade beer for skins. Nothing like having a plan - especially when it involves slimy bars, dead lizards and ice cold Budweiser!...
"Crossover Clinic?" No wonder Stacy was interested! Meanwhile, in back of our trailer park
A pellet gun works fine and is quiet enough not to arouse suspicion! Here's one crawling out from under the cactus!
You better watch out for those gila monsters. We hear that they have a delacacy for salted nuts! Do not, I repeat, DO NOT approach one of these lizards on your knees. You'll be squeeling like a pig getting neutered you silly bastard. We recommend that you put down the BB gun, go back into the trailer and drink another refreshing Budweiser - and remember, we can not help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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STACY COME HOME SOON!!!! (Need we say more?) It's deteriorating RAPIDLY in Palm Springs!
Keep smiling and have fun!
Ron and Wendy
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