TRUST US - LAUGHTER IS NOT THE BEST FORM OF THERAPY!
THURSDAY! WHEW! It's a been a few days, but as usual we have good excuses (because we have a victim mentality!). First it was the Moldavians hitting our website again with a "denial of service" attack (NOT KIDDING!), then our digital camera memory chip broke in half (NOT KIDDING AGAIN!), then depression set in. The good news is that appropriate medication from the Free Clinic (Zoloft - 50mg), and liberal amounts of beer (Budweiser - the "King of Beers!"), we're back taking pictures and posting online.
Actually, the drugs and alcohol had little to do with fixing our camera (bought a new memory chip on Ebay!) and repelling the Moldavians (GoDaddy telephone support all the way from India, Baby!). But, while we were waiting for UPS to deliver the chip, and for GoDaddy to call us back, we invited a few down-on-their-luck strippers to come over to our trailer for a "group counseling" session. Look, we figured that since we're depressed and they're depressed why not all get together (wink, wink) and work through this dark period as a group.
Let's just say that we're no longer depressed, they're no loger depressed and it probably doesn't have anything to do with the medication, the new memory chip or the special Moldavian software lockout from GoDaddy. The beer played a big part in our road to recovery but so did RaShawndra, Kimmee and Crysllyss! We used to think that counseling was a joke (especially when we were ordered to attend by the court), but this whole "group therapy" thing could become a permanent part of our future. It'll never replace beer (especially Budweiser), but it certainly goes with it well!...

16 Gigabytes for just $19 bucks! Ya gotta love Ebay! But then again, GoDaddy telephone support is awesome too!

Crysllyss showed us where her daddy used to touch her! We didn't take 'em - WE SOLD THEM!
Actually, the drugs and alcohol had little to do with fixing our camera (bought a new memory chip on Ebay!) and repelling the Moldavians (GoDaddy telephone support all the way from India, Baby!). But, while we were waiting for UPS to deliver the chip, and for GoDaddy to call us back, we invited a few down-on-their-luck strippers to come over to our trailer for a "group counseling" session. Look, we figured that since we're depressed and they're depressed why not all get together (wink, wink) and work through this dark period as a group.
Let's just say that we're no longer depressed, they're no loger depressed and it probably doesn't have anything to do with the medication, the new memory chip or the special Moldavian software lockout from GoDaddy. The beer played a big part in our road to recovery but so did RaShawndra, Kimmee and Crysllyss! We used to think that counseling was a joke (especially when we were ordered to attend by the court), but this whole "group therapy" thing could become a permanent part of our future. It'll never replace beer (especially Budweiser), but it certainly goes with it well!...
16 Gigabytes for just $19 bucks! Ya gotta love Ebay! But then again, GoDaddy telephone support is awesome too!

Crysllyss showed us where her daddy used to touch her! We didn't take 'em - WE SOLD THEM!

We love that GoDaddy support team and we also would love to touch Crysllyss the way her daddy did (just for her to overcome the tramatic experience by reliving it and letting go). We see you two did not change, still intoxicated on that Budweiser,! I think i will drink one right now - you're making me thirsty you silly bastards! Remember this always, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary
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