IF YOU PUT INSTANT COFFEE IN A MICROWAVE DO YOU GO BACK IN TIME?
SATURDAY! Time flies when you're having rum! It seems like just a few days ago we were writing a post for the website and then, BAM, it's Saturday. Our life here in New Orleans just sorta got swallowed up in a giant sink hole. Speaking of which, Stacy fell in a sink hole up to her waist (NOT KIDDING) and we had to call the fire department to get her out. The suspicion is that she did it on purpose to meet firemen - and that suspicion was confirmed when she invited two of them to do Jagermeister shots with her at some dive bar.
In the meantime, since Stacy was busy with the guys that have big hoses, Kevin got a part-time job at a club on Bourbon Street. It doesn't pay very well but they provide all the work clothes and you get to keep them! Work clothes at a club? Oh, you betcha! He's got several nice "outfits" so far and tonight they're gonna give him two more (with matching bra & thong!). Oh yeah, forgot to mention - it's a female impersonator club - but hey, money is money and you meet the nicest people there!
Folks, our time is running short here in New Orleans and soon we'll be on our way back to Palm Springs. We have a court appearance out there next week and another "failure to appear" warrant won't look good on our job applications at Taco Bell. Besides, when you really think about it, what does New Orleans have to offer anyway? Let's see, cheap beer (Budweiser, the 'King of Beers!"), plenty of gentlemen's clubs, lots of friendly off duty strippers and a justice system that can be bought for just a few bucks. Hmmmm..... on second thought, maybe we'll stay awhile...

Stacy "needed" firmen to extract her! Kevin in front of his new job at the club!

You really do meet the nicest people in New Orleans! A product of the New Orleans public education system!
In the meantime, since Stacy was busy with the guys that have big hoses, Kevin got a part-time job at a club on Bourbon Street. It doesn't pay very well but they provide all the work clothes and you get to keep them! Work clothes at a club? Oh, you betcha! He's got several nice "outfits" so far and tonight they're gonna give him two more (with matching bra & thong!). Oh yeah, forgot to mention - it's a female impersonator club - but hey, money is money and you meet the nicest people there!
Folks, our time is running short here in New Orleans and soon we'll be on our way back to Palm Springs. We have a court appearance out there next week and another "failure to appear" warrant won't look good on our job applications at Taco Bell. Besides, when you really think about it, what does New Orleans have to offer anyway? Let's see, cheap beer (Budweiser, the 'King of Beers!"), plenty of gentlemen's clubs, lots of friendly off duty strippers and a justice system that can be bought for just a few bucks. Hmmmm..... on second thought, maybe we'll stay awhile...
Stacy "needed" firmen to extract her! Kevin in front of his new job at the club!
You really do meet the nicest people in New Orleans! A product of the New Orleans public education system!

Quite entertaining you two are - yes sir ree Bob! Another day with you two at the funny farm. Drink plenty of refreshing Budweiser. We all know it is the undisputed King of Beers. Have a wonderfull weekend, I am going back outside to blow more snow and freeze my ......... off. Remember this you silly bastards, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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