MONDAY!  Let the week begin for those of you that are gainfully employed, and for the rest of us we'll lament the fact there is no more Monday Night Football.  Now that won't stop us from going out, but it does make it more difficult to come up with excuses when we're arrested for "drunk & disorderly," or on some public morals charge.  MNF was the perfect cover story - " we're drunk because our team lost," or, " we're with a 16 year old stripper because we're celebrating our team winning."

Look, it's not like we need a cover story for our behavior (we do), but it sure helps speed up the booking process.  We're still down here in New Orleans and believe us when we tell you that we know the parish court system well.  We even know the not-so-secret language of the law down here.  Let's see; "bail" means "payoff;"  "cash or bond" means "cash;"  "pay the clerk" means "pay my kid's tuition at catholic school;" and "you're a disgrace to humanity" means...well it means, "you're a disgrace to humanity."  If we didn't have a REALLY GOOD night school educated Pubic Defender we could represent ourselves!

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.  It's not Monday night yet, we're not drunk yet and LaFrienda hasn't even finished her 3rd period social studies class yet.  Besides we have errands to run before the sun sets anyway.  We have to swing by Bayou Cellular and pick up a prepaid phone, catch the bus over to Walmart to get some Chex-Mix and then head to the library and put in time studying Baby Einstein for our GED's.  Yup, Mondays are busy days even for the unemployed, but when late afternoon rolls around it'll definitely be time for a Budweiser (or ten).  But then again, why wait for late afternoon...

      
Prepaid cell phones - untraceable - we like that feature!                    It's just like Neiman-Marcus only less expensive!

      
You could start by giving us your daughter's phone number!                     This time we're gonna get those GED's!