FRIDAY!  Can any day be screamed louder?  FRIDAY!   It's the end of the first full work week of 2009 and boy are we glad it's over.  Not that we work (we don't have jobs), but we know people that do (suckers) and we can only get them drunk and take advantage on weekends.  It sort crimps our style during the week and we're left just hustling tourists and miscreants (look it up!) hoping to snag a VISA card, a stray Zanex or a prepaid cellphone from a purse here and there.

Look, it's not that we're career criminals (we are), we just look at this sort of activity as "Keynesian Income Redistribution" in the sense that we're helping force Aggregate Demand and Aggregate Supply into Full-Employment Equilibrium without upsetting the inflation/unemployment relationship maintained by the Phillips Curve (see, we paid attention in 2nd grade applied macro-economic analysis class after kickball - didn't you?).  Folks, basically it boils down to this - we want our piece of the American dream and "reallocating" it is far easier than working for it.

Now before you all start emailing us and quoting bible passages just remember, we're the "meek" and we'll inherit the f'ing earth - although it would be just our luck that it gets tied up in probate and we end up spending a fortune in legal fees.  But aside from worrying about the future, we're still here in New Orleans, last night was the college football championship (which we watched on TV at a bar in the French Quarter) and we pretty much made a week's worth of strip club money betting on the game with drunk tourists.  Today's another day, we got a pocket full of one dollar bills with a strip club just around the corner and the whole weekend is ahead of us...

      
Folk's, it's New Orleans - How else would you start the night?            Colorado tourist lost a fortune betting on Oklahoma!

      
He thought the over/under line was something VERY different!               Remember - the police are your friends!