THURSDAY!  Hey everybody, IT'S FRIDAY EVE!  We're in New Orleans as part of the cleanup crew for hurricane Katrina.  We know that was three years ago but we're still waiting for our check from FEMA!  We'd probably have better odds waiting for a black man to be elected president - OH WAIT! - okay, maybe we will get a FEMA check.  Things are looking up!

Speaking of "looking up,"  (we were in the last sentence of the last paragraph you inbred fools!), we had two kinds of "look-ups" last night.  First we looked up our old friends Bob & Lee.  Bob's still out pending appeal on some bogus conviction that has to do with the dog track he owns and Lee runs the best "exotic dance" club in the Louisiana.  Anyway, we looked them up (at a the world famous Finnegan's Easy tavern of course) and then enjoyed OUR second "look-up" of the night.

Lee is always on the lookout for new talent to perform at her club.  Now of course we may have eaten paste in the third grade but we still have enough brain cells to know when to help out a friend!  There were a couple of  tourists in the bar (actually roommates from some bible college in Texas) and we thought they might be willing to earn a little extra cash income tax free so we "looked them up."  Technically we looked up their skirts - and let's just say that white cotton with the word 'Monday" silk screened on it is not what we were looking for - especially when it's Wednesday!   Needless to say they weren't a good fit for Lee's exotic dance club, but we did go with them back to their hotel room for some bible readings.  Oh God, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!....

      
Lee uses a Blackberry to keep tabs on her "dancers."        Kevin is always looking "up" new dancers!

      
BUT WAIT!  What's that on Bob's leg?                            Oh, just his Justice Dept. ankle braclet monitor!