IF ITS IRRESISTIBLE THEN YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY IT!
SUNDAY! Oh my God, HAVE YOU MISSED US? In two years of Riding4Beer (sponsored by Budweiser - the "King of Beers!") we've only been offline for a week once - IN SIBERIA! (Not Kidding - real f''ing Siberia last Summer). So what happened? Where were we? What's been going on? Well, the last time we posted it was the day after Christmas and we were in Las Vegas. Soooooo, can you say "Health & Welfare 72 hour hold?" TWICE!
Look, we'd love to tell you more but under advice of counsel (and under heavy sedation - Thorazine ROCKS!), all we can say is that we're back in Palm Springs at our trailer and life goes on. But this isn't about us - it's about our trailer park manager Lowell. It seems that while we were in Vegas he also had a few....ah....er....ah......mental health issues. It all started when he left some of his gerbils locked in his pickup truck when he stopped for a few Budweisers (with lime) at the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (on Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!). Folks - NEVER LEAVE YOUR PETS LOCKED IN A HOT VEHICLE! They end up cooked all wrong and are way too chewy!
Anyway, when members of the law enforcement community arrived they found him in the Roadhouse dressed, ah....how do we say this....."rather peculiarly." He was all set for a 72 hour hold just like us but it turns out he knew one of the arresting officers (from some leather club they both hang out at), and since they share "common interests," he was released on his own recognizance. In the end it turned out bad anyway because once he got back to his trailer his wife had to have him committed for observation since his behavior continued to be a bit "odd" - EVEN FOR HIM! Look, we may have done back-to-back stretches under the Health & Welfare code, but what we did wasn't in public, it didn't involve animals and in most southern states it would pretty much be considered normal. Besides, we didn't even know they were sisters...
Lowell left his gerbils locked in his pick-up - that's a no-no! Law enforcement found him in the bar playing Madonna!
It's really a leather bar - you know what a "Marine haircut" is, right? Turns out he needed "evaluation" anyway!
Look, we'd love to tell you more but under advice of counsel (and under heavy sedation - Thorazine ROCKS!), all we can say is that we're back in Palm Springs at our trailer and life goes on. But this isn't about us - it's about our trailer park manager Lowell. It seems that while we were in Vegas he also had a few....ah....er....ah......mental health issues. It all started when he left some of his gerbils locked in his pickup truck when he stopped for a few Budweisers (with lime) at the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (on Palm Canyon Drive, Baby!). Folks - NEVER LEAVE YOUR PETS LOCKED IN A HOT VEHICLE! They end up cooked all wrong and are way too chewy!
Anyway, when members of the law enforcement community arrived they found him in the Roadhouse dressed, ah....how do we say this....."rather peculiarly." He was all set for a 72 hour hold just like us but it turns out he knew one of the arresting officers (from some leather club they both hang out at), and since they share "common interests," he was released on his own recognizance. In the end it turned out bad anyway because once he got back to his trailer his wife had to have him committed for observation since his behavior continued to be a bit "odd" - EVEN FOR HIM! Look, we may have done back-to-back stretches under the Health & Welfare code, but what we did wasn't in public, it didn't involve animals and in most southern states it would pretty much be considered normal. Besides, we didn't even know they were sisters...
Lowell left his gerbils locked in his pick-up - that's a no-no! Law enforcement found him in the bar playing Madonna!
It's really a leather bar - you know what a "Marine haircut" is, right? Turns out he needed "evaluation" anyway!
KOOKS! Now you're back and hanging with kooks. We hope you got your Christmas goose early if you know what we mean! Hope you cantankerous fools had a wonderful holiday season filled with much joy and happiness and remember this, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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