HOORAY!  It's Anti-Buddhist Day!  Okay, it's not anti-Buddhist Day, it's just pro-Christian Day.  XMAS, BABY, XMAS!  We're still in Las Vegas and man is it a great place to be when it's Christmas.  It truly is a religious experience to be sitting in Wild Bill's casino at 3am in the sports book and betting on Australian rules football.  It's just a buck a point, they comp you free draft beers (though not Budweiser - the "King of Beers" and our sponsor) and the background music is Alvin & the Chipmunks.

When we finally wandered out (after winning over $17 dollars) we were starving.  We hopped on the bus that runs from the Strip to downtown (now that's a classy area) and tucked into plates of fried food -  not just any friend food, but fired Oreos!  Folks, we thought that was something naughty like the Philadelphia Backwards Venus Flying.... (you know what we mean!),  but it turns out that it's really fried Oreos - cookies!  Oh there's a reason they call Vegas "Sin City."

Speaking of sin, let's talk about "Dial-a-Ho!"  We thought that was a Christmas cheer phone call, but it turns out it's a service that will send REALLY friendly women right to your motel room - IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS!  We know because we called several times and every arrival was always less than 20 minutes.  Now that's truth in advertising!  Oh, and the ad we saw and called in the personal section of the Las Vegas newspaper was true too!  Let's see, "...western reverse OK, one eyed turtle only if all agree, room must have at least 5 electrical outlets and high speed internet - no weirdos!"  That's a call we'll never forget - it truly was a Merry Christmas...

      
Oh yeah!  It's pretty damn cold in Vegas - Ask Stacy!          Kevin found something to warm her up (warmed him up too!)

      
This is soooo much better than Prime Rib and Potatoes!        We called allot and it always was less than 20 minutes