WHY IS IT CALLED "AFTER DARK" WHEN IT'S REALLY "AFTER LIGHT?"
TUESDAY - LATE! - VERY LATE! Why so late? VEGAS, BABY! Oh you got that right. When those damn bill collectors and process servers started banging on our trailer door this morning (again!) we knew there was just one thing to do - ROAD TRIP! After a quick phone call to our parole officer (to get permission to leave the state) we blasted out of Palm Springs like a Space Shuttle with leaky "O' rings.
Folks, when you think of Christmas don't you think of Christmas trees? And when you think of Christmas trees don't you think of flashing lights? And when you think of flashing lights don't you think of Las Vegas Boulevard? We do! Look, what could be more in the spirt of the birth of Jesus than a little five game parlay action at the Ceasars Sports book? Now of course we can't afford to stay at Ceasars, or the Bellagio or the Mirage, or even at Circus Circus - but for $11.95 a night we have a great room at the Lucky Star casino and motel. And get this! When we told them we were sponsored by Budweiser they upgraded us to the "mini-suite." thanks Bud!
So here's the deal on Sin City (a place absolutely made for us) - DISCOUNT COUPONS! We already got 2-for-1 beers at the lobby bar in the Ramada Inn, a buck off of the dinner buffet at Sizzler (try the "String Chicken," it's a dead ringer for baked possum) and no cover charge at Exoti-Girls Dance Club. Look, we're here for a few days (maybe more - depends on local law enforcement) so get ready to enjoy Christmas Stacy & Kevin style! We'll show you how to be a "high roller" in Vegas and never even have to cash your public assistance check. In the meantime, our mini-suite has an in-room hot tub and we picked up a 24-pak of Bud Light at Walgreens (with a coupon!) - good thing we invited some of those dancers over after their shift...
Oh, this is the beginning of a GREAT Christmas! Why would we stay here when they don't accept coupons?
A coupon for a buck off on the buffet? Oh you betcha! This coupon we're using for sure - copy it and you can use it too!
Folks, when you think of Christmas don't you think of Christmas trees? And when you think of Christmas trees don't you think of flashing lights? And when you think of flashing lights don't you think of Las Vegas Boulevard? We do! Look, what could be more in the spirt of the birth of Jesus than a little five game parlay action at the Ceasars Sports book? Now of course we can't afford to stay at Ceasars, or the Bellagio or the Mirage, or even at Circus Circus - but for $11.95 a night we have a great room at the Lucky Star casino and motel. And get this! When we told them we were sponsored by Budweiser they upgraded us to the "mini-suite." thanks Bud!
So here's the deal on Sin City (a place absolutely made for us) - DISCOUNT COUPONS! We already got 2-for-1 beers at the lobby bar in the Ramada Inn, a buck off of the dinner buffet at Sizzler (try the "String Chicken," it's a dead ringer for baked possum) and no cover charge at Exoti-Girls Dance Club. Look, we're here for a few days (maybe more - depends on local law enforcement) so get ready to enjoy Christmas Stacy & Kevin style! We'll show you how to be a "high roller" in Vegas and never even have to cash your public assistance check. In the meantime, our mini-suite has an in-room hot tub and we picked up a 24-pak of Bud Light at Walgreens (with a coupon!) - good thing we invited some of those dancers over after their shift...
Oh, this is the beginning of a GREAT Christmas! Why would we stay here when they don't accept coupons?
A coupon for a buck off on the buffet? Oh you betcha! This coupon we're using for sure - copy it and you can use it too!
You two found out about our secret get away motel when we go to Las Vegas - the Lucky Star is where we stay - it is very classy and we think is the best kept secret get away. Have lots of fun in Vegas you silly bastards while i keep snow blowing and freezing my....
Merry Christmas and remember, we cannot help but love you both always.
guy and cary.
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I Hope you are still using grandpa's senior citizen discount at Sizzler.
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Merry Christmas! What could be merrier than bilking Vegas like you two can do? They deserve it. Turn out the lights when you leave!
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