SATURDAY!  Oh great weekend God in the sky, THANK YOU!  Days like today generally arrive just in time and this one was no exception.  After a Friday night filled with drunken debauchery (that means....never mind, look it up!) it was good to rest and not roll off the sofa-sleeper until noon or so.  We almost missed stealing our neighbor's newspaper though, and that would have been a tragedy!  There was a headline today that caught our attention and caused us to immediately swing into action.

It was an article about the classic police trick to get firearms off the street - "cash for guns."  Well, not exactly cash in this case, but the Palm Springs P.D. were offering $100 gift cards for every unregistered gun turned in.  And guess what?  It just so happens that we have an unregistered gun we haven't used in at least two weeks and we also have a need for a gift card!  PERFECT!  We quickly filed the serial number off the barrel (saw that in a Law & Order rerun), rode the SunLine bus over to the Police Department and by mid-afternoon had our gift card.  Folks, timing is everything life and in this case it was right on!

We headed straight to the mall with our gift card and only one thing on our minds - LINGERIE!  Oh, you got that right!   We needed to replace our friend RaShawndra's lace teddy that got ripped accidentally when we were playing Twister (a whole other story - just use your imagination) and Stacy needed new fishnet leg warmers since the knees were worn out on her old pair.  Kevin also needed some new satin thongs so the gift card solved all of our shopping problems - particularly the one about how to pay!  Folks, you can never have too many guns, but then again you can never have too much lingerie either.  Life is all about choices...

      
OH, we are so gonna take them up on this deal!                        Look, it's a gun and it's unregistered - where's our giftcard?

      
Now that's what we're talking about - GIFT CARDS!                                       Victoria's Secret?  YOU BETCHA!