MONDAY!  You gotta be kidding!  How can it be Monday already?  It seems like just a week ago it was Monday,  Those damn Romans really screwed up when they invented the calendar,  Wouldn't it make more sense to have Friday follow Sunday so you could start the weekend right after church?  HA!  GOTCHA!  We don't go to church!  We used to go because we could check out all the women's legs in their Sunday dresses, but the preacher caught onto us poaching in his territory and started babbling about purgatory and hell and brimstone (whatever that is!).   Let's just say he wasn't pleased with our recruiting efforts (and their success) during his sermons.

Our friend that owns "Nooners," the local strip club, lets us in for free and we get big discounts on lap dances and  visits to the champagne room for every girl we recruit.  When we were going to church we didn't pay a dime at that club for years!  Hell, we had so many credits we could even bring friends for free.  Hambone and Skillet from space #32 here in the trailer park loved going there so much they even started going to church and recruiting.  That all came to screeching end when they got into a fight with one of the deacons over his daughter and dropped him with a two-step hyena roll right next to the confessional.  It wasn't pretty.

Folks, don't start emailing us and posting all kinds of Hell and Damnation sh_t just because we're telling the truth.  Look, some of the best squeezers we've ever had have been given to us by the women's choir.  And the time that visiting bishop gave Stacy a coovey behind the organ - well let's just say that she'll never forget it!  Go ahead and email us, but we prefer them to have web addresses for free internet porn, not B.S. about our tormented souls.  And please post your comments here (REALLY!), but not if they just call us sinners and heretics (we already know that).  Remember, the Bible says that even sinners get a free pass when it comes to really good squeezers  - or maybe that MAD Magazine...

     
Kevin and Marilyn - she owns the Strip Club!                                   Of course our trailer park manager is ALWAYS there!

                            
Does the girl on the right look familiar?                                                   Now does she look familiar?  Yup!  Recruited!