WHY ARE DRUG ADDICTS AND COMPUTER NERDS BOTH CALLED "USERS?"
DON'T SAY IT! DON'T! Okay, it's too obvious to just let it slide by un-noticed. IT'S MONDAY! Nothing wrong with Mondays other than they're the end of the weekend (except for us), the beginning of the workweek (except for those of us that are unemployed) and no football until dinner time (unless you watch reruns of famous college games on ESPN 2 like us).
Speaking of ESPN 2 (we were - pay attention!), why are there 10,000 cable channels? We figure we're like most folks and only watch about 5 or 6 of them regularly. If you get ESPN, The Home Shopping Network, The Cartoon Channel, the Playboy Channel and Telemundo what more do you need? Oh yeah, and USA Network so you can watch Law & Order reruns, but otherwise who cares about cooking and history and entertainment news? Folks, you gotta trust us on this one - basic cable, pay-per-view porn and a good sports package is all you need!
Look, it's not like we watch a lot of TV (we do) - we read a lot also. We read the newspaper everyday (looking for legal notices naming us as defendants), we read Penthouse (for the letters and the to look at the pictures) and we read Parade Magazine (looking for Franklin Mint ads). Sometimes we read books too, but only if they are "large print" editions and have lots of pictures (if you know what we mean). Folks, all this talk about reading has made us thirsty, and it will soon be time for Monday Night Football. We're heading off to the Indian casino right now for the lunch buffet and to get a good seat for tonight's game on the big screen TV. $5 dollar pitchers of Budweiser and...
Kevin is waiting for the vote too! In the meantime, it's a good thing he found this ad!
Stacy is reading this to figure out our mobile home loan. We weren't gonna park here, but we did wanna paint!
Speaking of ESPN 2 (we were - pay attention!), why are there 10,000 cable channels? We figure we're like most folks and only watch about 5 or 6 of them regularly. If you get ESPN, The Home Shopping Network, The Cartoon Channel, the Playboy Channel and Telemundo what more do you need? Oh yeah, and USA Network so you can watch Law & Order reruns, but otherwise who cares about cooking and history and entertainment news? Folks, you gotta trust us on this one - basic cable, pay-per-view porn and a good sports package is all you need!
Look, it's not like we watch a lot of TV (we do) - we read a lot also. We read the newspaper everyday (looking for legal notices naming us as defendants), we read Penthouse (for the letters and the to look at the pictures) and we read Parade Magazine (looking for Franklin Mint ads). Sometimes we read books too, but only if they are "large print" editions and have lots of pictures (if you know what we mean). Folks, all this talk about reading has made us thirsty, and it will soon be time for Monday Night Football. We're heading off to the Indian casino right now for the lunch buffet and to get a good seat for tonight's game on the big screen TV. $5 dollar pitchers of Budweiser and...
Kevin is waiting for the vote too! In the meantime, it's a good thing he found this ad!
Stacy is reading this to figure out our mobile home loan. We weren't gonna park here, but we did wanna paint!
We do not understand how you two are allowed to be out in the general public. You're pickled from all that devil's lettuce you both smoked back in your college days - now you're both getting sauced up everynight at the boozer and back at the trailerpark. You're both just too much out of control, but we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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OMG WTF Kevin. What's up with all the photos. You've got your mouth open wide like a venus fly trap in every single one of them. At least you could smile. By the way, nice site. I may have to duplicate this concept, but I'll do it with a tandem bicycle and single malts.
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