OUR MINDS AREN'T TWISTED - THEY'RE JUST BADLY SPRAINED!
Say it with us - FRIDAY! Sorry about the lapse in postings but we've been on the road and are now back in Palm Springs, California. Oh, don't get us wrong, New Orleans was GREAT but it was time to move on. Word on the street (Bourbon Street, Baby!) was that papers were being drawn up, our names were on them and it was just a mater of time before a parish judge signed 'em. It's not like we haven't slipped Louisiana judges a little money that folds, or set them up with a few stripper friends of ours to make paperwork disappear, but it really was time for us to get back to California.
Ahhhh, Palm Springs! It's so much safer here than New Orleans which is the violent crime capital of America according to the FBI. Here in Palm Springs people don't kill one another over drugs in the Projects, they shoot one another in Toys-R-Us over who gets the last Malibu Barbie doll with the Kung Fu grip. Let's just say we're glad to be home where murder is more civilized and takes place in toy stores, not in the 9th Ward.
Speaking of guns (we were!), the guy in the trailer two spaces down from us just got a new pellet rifle and boy does it sure scare the Hell outta stray cats. Not only that, it's pretty accurate because we were able to hit 2 out of the 4 windows in the manager's trailer from clear on the other side of the coin laundry. Look folks, do you see why we had to get back to Palm Springs and our mobile home park? Life doesn't get much better than plunking at cats and trailer windows with a pellet gun in one hand and an ice cold Budweiser in the other. Did someone say Budweiser?...

Don't ask how we got this picture - we're risk takers! Ahhhhh, It's good to be where you can dial 9-1-1 anytime!

Speaking of 9-1-1, who takes a .44 automag to Toys-R-Us? We hit 2 outta 4 windows with the pellet gun - not bad!
Ahhhh, Palm Springs! It's so much safer here than New Orleans which is the violent crime capital of America according to the FBI. Here in Palm Springs people don't kill one another over drugs in the Projects, they shoot one another in Toys-R-Us over who gets the last Malibu Barbie doll with the Kung Fu grip. Let's just say we're glad to be home where murder is more civilized and takes place in toy stores, not in the 9th Ward.
Speaking of guns (we were!), the guy in the trailer two spaces down from us just got a new pellet rifle and boy does it sure scare the Hell outta stray cats. Not only that, it's pretty accurate because we were able to hit 2 out of the 4 windows in the manager's trailer from clear on the other side of the coin laundry. Look folks, do you see why we had to get back to Palm Springs and our mobile home park? Life doesn't get much better than plunking at cats and trailer windows with a pellet gun in one hand and an ice cold Budweiser in the other. Did someone say Budweiser?...

Don't ask how we got this picture - we're risk takers! Ahhhhh, It's good to be where you can dial 9-1-1 anytime!

Speaking of 9-1-1, who takes a .44 automag to Toys-R-Us? We hit 2 outta 4 windows with the pellet gun - not bad!

It just does not get any better than this, the trailer park life, all the drinking - Budweiser of course - we are at the point where we are so jealous we cannot stand this any more. You two keep rubbing it in our faces, it hurts, it hurts alot, but you know what? We can ot help but love you two. Have a fun football weekend.
guy and cary.
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