WE'RE SO POOR WE PUT OUR OIL CHANGE ON LAY-AWAY!
THURSDAY! It's Friday Eve folks! The weekend is here and boy do we have BIG plans. Next week we have to appear in a New Orleans court on some trumped up pimping and pandering charges so we figured since the Louisiana justice system is paying for our extradition why not go early and have a little vacation - we've earned it! Our night school educated Public Defender says we'll beat the charges because the other person involved (Tawnetta) swallowed the evidence, so just like in a murder case - no body no crime.
Anyway, since we're taking the Riding4Beer show on the road we went out shopping yesterday for some vacation clothes. Stacy needed new corrective bathroom slippers (she has "tibia torsion" - what ever that is!) and Kevin needed some hygiene products (is that any surprise?). We rode the Harley out to the Indian Factory Stores ( the weather was a perfect 82 degrees, no wind, clear blue skies - if you live in the Midwest or the East your weather sucks!) and found exactly what we were looking for, and at "factory direct prices" too!
Look, just like you we live on a budget and that's why we are thrifty shoppers. We buy our clothes at the factory outlets, we do our grocery shopping at Walmart and when we need to stock up on paper goods (like Depends - "...now available in sexy bikini cut!") we go to Costco. Our public assistance check (plus the money we get from our sponsor Budweiser, the "King of Beers!") doesn't go as far as it used to. We're hoping that El Presidente Obama-Rama will get the economy moving, get more people working and paying taxes and increase our checks from the county. In the meantime we'll just keep spending what Budweiser gives us on...what else...BUDWEISER, BABY! Next post from the Big Easy when we sober up...
Stacy needed new slippers - the soles wore out at the pub! Kevin found the perfect pair to wear in bed - with fishnets of course!
Stacy figured she needed some new lingerie as well! Kevin found the personal hygiene items he needed!
Anyway, since we're taking the Riding4Beer show on the road we went out shopping yesterday for some vacation clothes. Stacy needed new corrective bathroom slippers (she has "tibia torsion" - what ever that is!) and Kevin needed some hygiene products (is that any surprise?). We rode the Harley out to the Indian Factory Stores ( the weather was a perfect 82 degrees, no wind, clear blue skies - if you live in the Midwest or the East your weather sucks!) and found exactly what we were looking for, and at "factory direct prices" too!
Look, just like you we live on a budget and that's why we are thrifty shoppers. We buy our clothes at the factory outlets, we do our grocery shopping at Walmart and when we need to stock up on paper goods (like Depends - "...now available in sexy bikini cut!") we go to Costco. Our public assistance check (plus the money we get from our sponsor Budweiser, the "King of Beers!") doesn't go as far as it used to. We're hoping that El Presidente Obama-Rama will get the economy moving, get more people working and paying taxes and increase our checks from the county. In the meantime we'll just keep spending what Budweiser gives us on...what else...BUDWEISER, BABY! Next post from the Big Easy when we sober up...
Stacy needed new slippers - the soles wore out at the pub! Kevin found the perfect pair to wear in bed - with fishnets of course!
Stacy figured she needed some new lingerie as well! Kevin found the personal hygiene items he needed!
Hey Kevin & Stacy!
Hope you have a delightful time in the Big Easy and if you see Aquanetta tell her "hi" and I am sorry but I am still planning on moving out there to support her but plans take a long long time..
Hope you both have a very happy Thanksgiving and remember if you tie those turkey legs together she will stay moist..
Chris
Ms Azul..
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There you guys go again. Off on another wild adventure, terrorizing New Orleans and wearing out all that you meet. The energizer bunny has nothing on you guys!
What are you putting in your beer??????
Just askin'
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11,000+ points, now that's saving money for someone!
Just Sayin!
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When we think you two have done something that is crazy you seem to outdo it again and again you silly bastards ya! It just does not stop. This is entirely going off the charts, you're crazy, sick, deranged and your acting like escaped mental patients again. You know through all of these silly antics we cannot help but love you two lunatics.
guy and cary.
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