FRIDAY - WEEKEND - HALLOWEEN!  Okay, the first two are GREAT, but Halloween?  We don't get allot of kids trick or treating here in the trailer park.  The pit bulls tend to scare the kids away.  That's probably a good thing because they'd just end up getting half empty cans of beer or leftover three day old Chinese take-out anyway.  Folks, we just don't see many people around here handing out "fun-size" Three Musketeer bars - all though Stacy thinks that three musketeers are fun sized, and four musketeers are even more fun sized!

Look, we thought about dressing up and wandering around some of the local bars here in Palm Springs, but most of them have see Kevin dressed regularly as a woman anyway.  Nothing new about that.  Besides, last week when he was temporarily detained by members of the law enforcement community on some trumped up morals charge his fishnets got torn and need replacing.  Bastards don't appreciate what it takes to find "big Mamma" sized thigh-highs with a Cuban heel and backseam!

Oh, but speaking of hosiery and garter belts and exposed lingerie in general - when did Halloween become about dressing like a prostitute?  Now don't get us wrong - WE'RE NOT COMPLAINING! - it's just that the celebration seems to have evolved from wearing Dracula masks to wearing Victoria's Secret.  Okay, that's a VERY good trend, but it's confusing trying to figure out who we can get a cheap coovey from in the back seat of our 1986 Taurus and who works at the local insurance agency and doesn't even know to use both hands to give a decent squeezer!  We're not that smart so we figure we're just gonna have to bring them all back to the double-wide and sort 'em out...

      
"Fun size?"  Come on, SIZE MATTERS!!                       Gary from space #11 works at Pizza Hut - cool costume, huh?

                                 
Hey, we live in trailer park - Lindy & Joey/Space #27      Space #9 - Just dressed for a night's work - not Halloween