THURSDAY!  Friday Eve!  It's a recovery day for us because we went out last night with the manager of our trailer park and his wife.  We had some coupons from the PennySaver for a free "side dish" at Black Angus so we figured we'd head over there and check it out.  Well it turns out that you don't get the "side dish" for "free" unless you buy a damned steak! 

Okay, what part of "free" do those cow killing steak sauce loving MF's not understand?  If we gotta pay $20 bucks for a steak to get a free "side dish" then it ain't f'ing free is it!  Oh, and get this - the free "side dish" is a vegetable of your choice!  A VEGETABLE!  Let's just say that when we think of the word "dish" we're not thinking about asparagus.  Whatever happened to truth in advertising!

Anyway, once we figured out their scam we just hung out in the bar and downed a few ice cold Budweisers (the "King of Beers" and our loyal sponsor - so far!).  As it turned out we knew a couple of the off work strippers having drinks there so the evening wasn't completely wasted.  One of them, Shawntrenella, even gave Kevin a free squeezer right there in the bar - talk about a "side dish!"  Folks, we're layin' low today just in case the manager at Black Angus gets called to pick us out of a lineup, but tomorrow is Friday and it's Halloween so guess what we'll be dressed as...

      
Stacy was shocked when Lowell showed up!                 Our trailer park manager had purchased a wig for disguise!

      
The bartender tossed Kevin after the free squeezer.           Shawntrenella was arrested outside, but it was bogus!