IF STUPID WAS A DRUG WE'D BE HIGH ALL THE TIME!
WEDNESDAY! HUMPDAY! Oh you betcha! Middle of the week, over the "hump," a great day to spend on the sofa-sleeper h_mping and the day before Thursday which is Friday Eve! Days like Wednesday seem to only come along once in awhile - it's been at least a week since the last Wednesday that we can remember. Oh yeah, and it's only one short week until the elections!
Okay, so we've been thinking about this whole election thing. We're not particularly political, except when it comes to voting for the District Attorney (that bastard!), but this election just seems too important to miss. Now we can't vote of course (well not under our real names anyway - damn felony arrest record), but there are important issues at stake here. For example, how come "Joe the Plumber" gets to be a plumber without a license? The Feds stopped Kevin from practicing gynecology without a license (who knew you needed one?) and he had offices (motel rooms) in five states.
Here's another burning issue. Ah....where do we sign up to get $150,000 of free clothes? Okay, we heard that the Guvnah doesn't get to keep 'em and they'll be donated to charity after the election....so...again, where do we sign up to get them? What charity? Where and when? It seems that the campaigns just aren't forthcoming with the information we need. Look, when it comes to voting (and we encourage everyone to vote early and often!) we're generally in favor of it, but we'd sign on with a dictator if he'd just get us more cold Budweiser...
We already voted by mail using our neighbor's names. Stacy did extensive research on the candidates!
Kevin got his information from watching FOX News. We avoided the long lines at the Palm Springs polls.
Okay, so we've been thinking about this whole election thing. We're not particularly political, except when it comes to voting for the District Attorney (that bastard!), but this election just seems too important to miss. Now we can't vote of course (well not under our real names anyway - damn felony arrest record), but there are important issues at stake here. For example, how come "Joe the Plumber" gets to be a plumber without a license? The Feds stopped Kevin from practicing gynecology without a license (who knew you needed one?) and he had offices (motel rooms) in five states.
Here's another burning issue. Ah....where do we sign up to get $150,000 of free clothes? Okay, we heard that the Guvnah doesn't get to keep 'em and they'll be donated to charity after the election....so...again, where do we sign up to get them? What charity? Where and when? It seems that the campaigns just aren't forthcoming with the information we need. Look, when it comes to voting (and we encourage everyone to vote early and often!) we're generally in favor of it, but we'd sign on with a dictator if he'd just get us more cold Budweiser...
We already voted by mail using our neighbor's names. Stacy did extensive research on the candidates!
Kevin got his information from watching FOX News. We avoided the long lines at the Palm Springs polls.
AHHAA Research, it does a body good!!
Heyeeee K, The three stooges and a horse, which would you be? I bet that the old witch and the old guy in the blue hat would know. There must be someone in N O with a voodoo doll causing you all this trouble. Who did you cut in front of the line there??? One can only guess at your plight were it not for Stacy!!LOL
"Just Saying"
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The Three Stooges - we know who two of them are! You two are getting in trouble again - we are sure you're causing public disturbances everytime you go out to drinking establishments ya silly bastards ya. But we gotta love you two.
guy and cary.
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