Wait for it.  Slow.  Okay, ready?  FRIDAY!  That's it folks, it's officially the weekend - actually the weekend started last night on Friday Eve but we know that some of you had to stay sober enough to call in sick this morning.  Hey, why do you think they give you sick leave?  Before we were fired from our last jobs we never wasted it when we were actually sick.  Think about it, you probably caught that cold or flu at at your job anyway so why not go to work and pay back the bastards by spreading it around?  Sick leave is sorta like a bunch of floating holidays that are just perfect for making three day weekends.

So here's the deal about laying around the trailer park all day watching Jiffy-Lube employees on their breaks sneak into Sinteekka's double-wide (literally) for a quick coovey or two - it gets boring after awhile!  We know that if we slip her a $5 spot she'll leave the curtains open so we can watch (and we do like to watch), but trust us, internet porn is waaaaay better.  And even if you're not looking at porn online (why aren't you?) you can learn interesting things about the world around you.  For example, did you know that on this date in 1947 Walt Disney went before the House Un-American Activities Committee and named his employees that he thought were Communists? 

What an a__hole!  We liked the idea that Commies were plotting to take over America by drawing pictures of a mouse that wears gloves and lacks any external genitalia (sorta like Cindy McCain - only sometimes she doesn't wear gloves).  Okay we'll admit it, that was rude comment and we apologize - "sorry Mickey, we know you don't have bleach blond hair!"  Fine, enough fun and games with Candy McCain's wife (you God damned rednecks, don't email us - we've seen Obama-Rama's blow-up wife wear gloves too!).  Let's talk about the Governor from Alaska - okay let's not.  Let's just drink allot of Budweiser (official sponsor of Riding4Beer - we bet they're proud of this post!) and pretend it's Goofy & Minnie and Donald & Pluto running for president.  YEAH BABY, bring us another round!....

      
Mickey!  You damned Communist!                                                                          Hmmmmmm, Gloves! COMMUNIST!

      
Gloves?  CRIMINAL!                                                                                                           Big gloves?  SIZE MATTERS!