MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNS... WAIT!  Where do the days go?  It's already Tuesday and it seems like just yesterday it was only Monday.  Only 13 (lucky 13) days left until we all get to vote for either Obama-Rama or Candy McCain and elect a new El Presdiente!  Of course that assumes that Florida isn't allowed to cast ballots after the way they f'd up everything last election.  The last time we had a hanging chad Kevin went to the free clinic and got some antibiotics!

Anyway, good ol' ACORN came through for us!  They not only registered us to vote here in Palm Springs, they also registered us in Louisiana, Michigan and North Dakota.  Hey, it's not the quality of your vote that counts its the quantity!  We figure that by casting a few extra votes we'll help bring up the voter participation average.  Besides, the guy at ACORN that signed us up split his commission with us and we're also getting residual income from all the other folks in the trailer park that we referred to him.  It's sort of an Amway kind of deal - and boy do we love pyramid marketing plans!

As it turns out, Rashawndra down in space #22 thought she couldn't register because she's not an American citizen and Sinteekaa over in space #12 thought likewise because of her two felony convictions, but ACORN came through with new Social Security numbers (actually slightly used numbers but the original owners will never miss 'em - they're dead!).  You talk about Japanese inventiveness and you get the f'ing Ipod.  You talk about German ingenuity and you get, "hey dude, lets tear down a wall."  But you talk about America and you get Democracy in action - several times for every last ACORN registered voter, God bless 'em!  Oh, and you also get cold beer which is more than we can say for England...

      
Even with 2 felonies I got registered in 4 states!                 He voted in two states and he's not even an American!

      
She should've seen ACORN, or....                      Our trailer park mgr registered her 3 times and he can register you!