IF VEGETARIANS EAT VEGETABLES, WHAT DO HUMANITARIANS EAT?
2's-DAYE! Sorry - TUESDAY! We've been reading that "huk'd on foniks" book again! Anyway, as you know we generally consider the day after Monday to be pretty much a wasted day. It's not the weekend, there's no football and it's not Friday Eve or Humpday. But this Tuesday is different! Oh yeah Baby! We rolled off the sofa-sleeper and were out the trailer door easily by 11am this morning - and not because process servers were banging on our door either! (they were).
Last night during Monday Night Football at the Indian Casino Kevin got to spin the prize wheel at halftime. Now this is big deal because you can win all sorts of cool things like a free bean burrito at Taco Bell, 10 free laps at the "mini-Indy" go cart track or even a free tire rotation at Big-O tires ("Big-O Tires" is a registered trademark of the Big-O Rubber Corporation, but we always thought that "Big-O" meant something else - especially when it involved rubber!). But the really big prize is the one that Kevin won! YOGA LESSONS!
Oh, we are sooooo in need of a little stretching and chanting and getting in touch with our inner "car-maa" (damn that huk'd on foniks!). Come on, where else can you sit around in a room full of anorexic Obama-Rama voters wearing leotards and talk about your favorite position (ours in three-up on the sofa-sleeper by the way, but that's only when Sinteekaa is too drunk to walk home!). Look folks, this Yoga thing is a life changing event! We'll get in shape, we'll quit drinking beer, we'll stop eating Doritos and Beefaroni for breakfast - - - NOT!....
Kevin wins FREE yoga lessons - YEAH BABY! There's nothing better than laying on straw mats for free!
Are you thinking what we're thinking? But, because of the restraining order we could only do this!
Last night during Monday Night Football at the Indian Casino Kevin got to spin the prize wheel at halftime. Now this is big deal because you can win all sorts of cool things like a free bean burrito at Taco Bell, 10 free laps at the "mini-Indy" go cart track or even a free tire rotation at Big-O tires ("Big-O Tires" is a registered trademark of the Big-O Rubber Corporation, but we always thought that "Big-O" meant something else - especially when it involved rubber!). But the really big prize is the one that Kevin won! YOGA LESSONS!
Oh, we are sooooo in need of a little stretching and chanting and getting in touch with our inner "car-maa" (damn that huk'd on foniks!). Come on, where else can you sit around in a room full of anorexic Obama-Rama voters wearing leotards and talk about your favorite position (ours in three-up on the sofa-sleeper by the way, but that's only when Sinteekaa is too drunk to walk home!). Look folks, this Yoga thing is a life changing event! We'll get in shape, we'll quit drinking beer, we'll stop eating Doritos and Beefaroni for breakfast - - - NOT!....
Kevin wins FREE yoga lessons - YEAH BABY! There's nothing better than laying on straw mats for free!
Are you thinking what we're thinking? But, because of the restraining order we could only do this!
Its good to see that Kevin finally won something without pretending to be someone else
AND, We have a pretty fair idea of what Kevin thinks Humanitarians eat. No, We're not talking about Chinese food here folks!
Just sayin...
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I'm thinking your probably not going to publish this remark, but I had to bring it up anyway. The yoga shot - that's what you call the 20. You're on 10 toes and 10 fingers. Guess what a 15 is? That's when your on 10 toes and 5 fingers. Now your asking yourself, what do you with the other 5 fingers? Hmmmmm......
Ramon & Gloria
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What about the meatatarians out there? We really like them alot! What are you two silly bastards up to now, partying with Sinteeka? The weekend is coming up - football - go Raiders! Remember this always, we cannot help but love you two loonies.
guy and cary.
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