LIFE IS JUST A PARTY AND GOD IS THE DJ!
WEDNESDAY! HUMPDAY! Think about it - an entire day devoted to h_mping! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Okay, maybe we had a little too much caffeine this morning at that socialist, commie, Obma-Rama loving Starbucks (we only go there because we have free coupons for espresso that we photocopied at OfficeMax). Anyway, we're halfway through the week and so are you unless you work weekends in which case your life sucks - sorry! Since tomorrow is Friday Eve the weekend technically begins at noon, right?
So here's the deal. We didn't watch the presidential debate last night between Candy McCain and Obma-Rama (there were Law & Order reruns on TNT), but we heard there's some new deal that the older of the two proposed about defaulted mortgages. We have a sub-prime home equity loan on our trailer (it is a double-wide so quit sneering!) and now Mr. Grouch says he'd order the Treasury Secretary to write our loan balance down to it's market value. Well, ever since the propane tank blew off the back of the extra bedroom and that damn pit bull from space #28 chewed up the awning we figure our loan will be written down to just about zero.
Look folks, we're not sophisticated in financial matters (we were the ones eating paste in the third grade) and the folks that made us the loan probably cheated us anyway so we figure this is our little piece of the $700 billion. Actually, we also have sub-prime loans on two other properties that we don't even own so maybe we can get those written down too! This is starting to sound like a celebration in the making. No more delinquent payments, no more pesky bill collectors and we get to keep the mobile home and the cash! Break out the Weber Kettle and some cold ones - you just don't see this kinda sh_t in Red Square...
Why watch this on TV when... ...you can watch this!
Ok, so there are some "cosmetic" issues with our trailer! Oh Yeah, Baby! Meat by Mail!
So here's the deal. We didn't watch the presidential debate last night between Candy McCain and Obma-Rama (there were Law & Order reruns on TNT), but we heard there's some new deal that the older of the two proposed about defaulted mortgages. We have a sub-prime home equity loan on our trailer (it is a double-wide so quit sneering!) and now Mr. Grouch says he'd order the Treasury Secretary to write our loan balance down to it's market value. Well, ever since the propane tank blew off the back of the extra bedroom and that damn pit bull from space #28 chewed up the awning we figure our loan will be written down to just about zero.
Look folks, we're not sophisticated in financial matters (we were the ones eating paste in the third grade) and the folks that made us the loan probably cheated us anyway so we figure this is our little piece of the $700 billion. Actually, we also have sub-prime loans on two other properties that we don't even own so maybe we can get those written down too! This is starting to sound like a celebration in the making. No more delinquent payments, no more pesky bill collectors and we get to keep the mobile home and the cash! Break out the Weber Kettle and some cold ones - you just don't see this kinda sh_t in Red Square...
Why watch this on TV when... ...you can watch this!
Ok, so there are some "cosmetic" issues with our trailer! Oh Yeah, Baby! Meat by Mail!
We see the trailer needs a little fixing up and the yard looks a little rough too! A match will solve all your problems. Insure it good and a little gasoline will take care of all your problems. Move in with Deshaundra and everything will be fine - problem solved! Remember you silly bastards, we can help but love you two. Have a great football weekend, Go raiders.
guy and cary.
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