Okay, Okay, OKAY!  It's TUESDAY and the last time we posted was....ah.....er....hmmm.  We know that we have a contract that requires us to post everyday but that's just paperwork, right?  If the folks that made us sign that deal (under duress - we needed the money for the strip club) wanna sue us, we say, "take a number and get in line!"  Actually, we haven't posted for a few days because....well because we were hungover, okay!

But let's move on to the exciting news of the day.  MONEY!  Oh yeah, baby!  We're not talkin' about the whole Wall Street, Bailout, Yada Yada mess.  Nope, we're talkin' about our trailer park manager applying for a loan to make some "upgrades."  Well, that's what he wrote as the purpose of the loan on the application, but we all know it's really to bankroll a football numbers racket - which really is an "upgrade" over that rigged one that RaShawndra's pimp (business manager) has been running. 

So here's the plan.  Lowell is applying for the loan by saying he's gonna make all kinds of "upgrades" around the trailer park.  We're getting certified as property inspectors (all it takes is $29.95 online) so we can make the "inspections" the bank will require to fund his loan.  When he gets the cash he's gonna let us play the next three Monday night games for free, and the best part?  THE LOAN IS FROM WASHINGTON MUTUAL!  Look, high finance just doesn't get any better than this and if the numbers turn against Lowell and he can't pay back loan who cares!  It's not like WaMu doesn't already have experience making billions of dollars of loans that never get repaid.  In the meantime, we'll be working on his business plan between beers at the local pub...

      
The idea for the loan leaked out to the papers!                                                    Lowell's idea of a loan application!

      
Stacy's idea of a loan application!                                     Lowell sent Teneesha to check on the availablity of funds!