IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES IF YOU'RE ALIVE JUST TRY MISSING A FEW RENT-TO-OWN PAYMENTS!
MON....No, TUESDAY! That's right, Monday has long since faded into the drunken blur of being tossed out of the Indian casino by security last night during Monday Night Football. Look, it wasn't Kevin's fault. They were having some sort of raffle at halftime and Kevin thought his name was called (the name they actually called was "Charleesa" which sounds sorta like "Kevn"). Anyway, when they wouldn't give him the coupon for a free burrito at TacoTime he....er....ah....became a bit belligerent, security was called and the rest is history.
But why live in the past? It's Tuesday and we have a BIG win here at the trailer park. NO RENT INCREASE! That's right, we got a court order and it's been a long time since we weren't on the receiving end of one of those damn things! It's American justice at it's best and we're proud to be continuing participants of the U.S. legal system. We see that damn trailer park manager driving around in his 1992 Buick Riviera acting like such a big shot. We'll see if he can afford gas for that pimp-mobile now without a rent increase. HA!
In other news we're getting ready for the 2008 Fall Riding4Beer Fall Campaign and it'll probably be coming to a city near you! Our first trip on the road starts Friday and we'll be in New Orleans (Bourbon Street, BABY!) for a week. We figured why not start out in a state where we're familiar with the laws for sex crimes and already know a Public Defender and have a bail bondsman on retainer. Over the next few days we'll let you in on what goes into taking the Riding4Beer show on the road. It'll be a sort of a "behind the scenes" look - and we're all about "behinds"...
OH YEAH! It made the news! It all started when Kevin fixed the park's gas meter with duct tape!
Then the septic system needed pumping. Finally Kevin got caught throwing toxic waste in the trash!
But why live in the past? It's Tuesday and we have a BIG win here at the trailer park. NO RENT INCREASE! That's right, we got a court order and it's been a long time since we weren't on the receiving end of one of those damn things! It's American justice at it's best and we're proud to be continuing participants of the U.S. legal system. We see that damn trailer park manager driving around in his 1992 Buick Riviera acting like such a big shot. We'll see if he can afford gas for that pimp-mobile now without a rent increase. HA!
In other news we're getting ready for the 2008 Fall Riding4Beer Fall Campaign and it'll probably be coming to a city near you! Our first trip on the road starts Friday and we'll be in New Orleans (Bourbon Street, BABY!) for a week. We figured why not start out in a state where we're familiar with the laws for sex crimes and already know a Public Defender and have a bail bondsman on retainer. Over the next few days we'll let you in on what goes into taking the Riding4Beer show on the road. It'll be a sort of a "behind the scenes" look - and we're all about "behinds"...
OH YEAH! It made the news! It all started when Kevin fixed the park's gas meter with duct tape!
Then the septic system needed pumping. Finally Kevin got caught throwing toxic waste in the trash!
Back at it again, always trying to get an edge, trying to cheat someone ya sneaky bastards ya! Things never seem to change around the trailer park, but you wait until I become the new trailer park king! Lowell, you might as well accept defeat you cantankerious bastard ya! You do not stand a chance with me. First of all we will be accepting food stamps as rent payments - try and top that ya silly bastards ya! We cannot help but love all of you again and again and again - especially when you pay with food stamps.
guy and cary.
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Lets see if you can figure out where I may be getting deployed next. We'll make into a puzzle and see if you can guess.... " A Free Girl's Army Has Nasty Attack Slugs That Arent Nice" LOL pay attention to the capital letters.
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