IF YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE DRUNK THEN IT'S BEST TO DO IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR!
MONDAY- TUESDAY - WHATEVER! Okay, so the days all just sorta blend together. That's what happens when you aren't employed and football season starts. Yesterday (ahhhh....Monday) was the start of Monday Night Football and it was a two game double header. "Big deal, so what," you say? Hey wait just a minute! That means $5 dollar pitchers of beer and a $5 dollar all-you-can-eat buffet over at the Indian casino. Hey, we know the food is crap and the beer is stale but it's better than eating Stove Top Stuffing and drinking Pabst in our trailer like we usually do!
We settled in at the casino around 3pm or so right after we woke up. The first game started at 4 o'clock out here in the wild west so we wanted to make sure that we had a good table, plenty of time to eat several servings at the buffet and a waitress that not only would keep the beer coming but also might meet us out in the parking lot after the game. The advantage of a "double-header" (get your mind out of the gutter, we're talkin about the games not the cocktail waitress!) is that we can eat breakfast lunch and dinner during the seven or eight hours we're in the casino lounge and it only costs $5 bucks! Hey, "all-you-can-eat" was the Indian casino's idea not ours - is it any surprise that they sold Manhattan for $24 dollars in the 1800's?
Anyway, our trailer park manager showed up in the middle of the second game and started hammering at us about still owing our space rent for September and half of August. It wasn't really a problem because we brokered a deal between him and our waitress (okay, so we're not above being pimps). We missed out on the "tail" gate party (now you can think nasty thoughts) in parking lot after the game, but at least we're current on our rent and our next check from the county can go for next Monday's buffet and plenty more beer...
$5 bucks! Who cares if it's leftovers from last week? Okay, it's a bit crowded but $5 pitchers of beer!
The waitress "deal" made him call home with a flat tire story! The Tacoma Raiders 7-9 year old pee-wee League!
We settled in at the casino around 3pm or so right after we woke up. The first game started at 4 o'clock out here in the wild west so we wanted to make sure that we had a good table, plenty of time to eat several servings at the buffet and a waitress that not only would keep the beer coming but also might meet us out in the parking lot after the game. The advantage of a "double-header" (get your mind out of the gutter, we're talkin about the games not the cocktail waitress!) is that we can eat breakfast lunch and dinner during the seven or eight hours we're in the casino lounge and it only costs $5 bucks! Hey, "all-you-can-eat" was the Indian casino's idea not ours - is it any surprise that they sold Manhattan for $24 dollars in the 1800's?
Anyway, our trailer park manager showed up in the middle of the second game and started hammering at us about still owing our space rent for September and half of August. It wasn't really a problem because we brokered a deal between him and our waitress (okay, so we're not above being pimps). We missed out on the "tail" gate party (now you can think nasty thoughts) in parking lot after the game, but at least we're current on our rent and our next check from the county can go for next Monday's buffet and plenty more beer...
$5 bucks! Who cares if it's leftovers from last week? Okay, it's a bit crowded but $5 pitchers of beer!
The waitress "deal" made him call home with a flat tire story! The Tacoma Raiders 7-9 year old pee-wee League!
True to form, it didn't take you two long to spin out of control! I'll bet you two are still eating those hot wings that Stacy slipped out of the casino in her bra.
Hey, save us a couple of those hot wings!
Just sayin'
L & M
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Ah the life you lead, $5 pitchers of beer, all you can eat buffets, taking advantage of the poor Indians to better yourselves socially. Only in America! You guys should have your own theme song. You know like the Palm Springs Hillbillies. "Oh Kevin's an out of work banker, who barely kept his family fed. Poor guy had to forclose on his own house and get a trailer instead. Then one day he was hustling up some dude, when there on a Billboard he read, Government Checks ahead! Free money! Live like Kings! So his kin folk said "Hey Kev-lets take all we can. So they loaded up their pockets and do the best they can. Palm Canyon Drive, Palm Canyon Drive Baby!" ( if you haven't figured it out yet it is sung to the music from The Beverly Hillbillies TV show). Have fun and keep smiling.
Wendy and Ron
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5 dollar pictures and 5 dollar buffet, you people know how to live the high life by golley. We were cheering for the Raiders but there was not anything to cheer about. Your team is in our prayers and boy do they need alot of prayers. Remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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