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SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! FOOTBALL! Oh yeah, and not that sissy European Futbol crap either! We're talking NFL, Baby! It's the only thing that can wake us before noon, except those pesky process servers banging on our trailer door - bastards! Anyway, out here in the West (because of that scientific "time zone thing") the early NFL game starts at 10am so we usually watch it from the sofa-sleeper while having some breakfast. Today it was Cream of Wheat and Bud Light, but KariSondra from space 18 stopped by on her way to Chili King and said she'd bring us back a bag of Mighty Dogs and cheddar chili fries - that b_tch better come back and bring us our change instead of blowing on crystal meth like she did last time!
Soooo, last night was Saturday night here in Palm Springs, which is usually a GREAT time to go out and cheat drunks and tourists, but with daytime temperatures hovering around 115 degrees, and with it still close to 100 at midnight, there aren't allot of people around to pull the ol' Salami/Baloney switch on. Look, we know that in a few weeks they'll be thousands of interesting folks here from all sorts of exotic places like Fon-du-Lac, Wisconsin, and King-of-Prussia, Pennsylvania, but right now the place is DEAD. Trust us, we've got more action hanging out at Big-O Tires watching the sweaty guys (and "Big Lucy") work the lube rack then we got last night.
Okay, we know that we live in Palm Springs and you live in...well that's your choice, so we don't have allot to complain about. But another night of writing our names in the grease on the kitchen wall and eating Hostess pies for dinner and we're gonna start snorting Weed-B-Gone just for laughs and looking for Paris Hilton websites on the internet. Yeah, we like the "quiet" of summer around here, but only between about 3am and noon when we're sleeping off the night before. The good news is that the weather liars on TV say a cooling spell is coming (only daytime highs of about 100 degrees) so in the meantime we're content to lay around the trailer (don't worry - we stay plenty cool with our Sears swamp cooler), watch the NFL on our stolen cable connection and eat chili dogs. HEY! That god damned KariSondra ripped us off again...
Even the bartender, Sunny, fell asleep from boredom! Stacy had an idea about the blow-up sheep, but boring!
Tiffany was bored, Kevin was bored... Stacy was bored, Tiffany was still bored - THANK GOD FOR FOOTBALL!
Soooo, last night was Saturday night here in Palm Springs, which is usually a GREAT time to go out and cheat drunks and tourists, but with daytime temperatures hovering around 115 degrees, and with it still close to 100 at midnight, there aren't allot of people around to pull the ol' Salami/Baloney switch on. Look, we know that in a few weeks they'll be thousands of interesting folks here from all sorts of exotic places like Fon-du-Lac, Wisconsin, and King-of-Prussia, Pennsylvania, but right now the place is DEAD. Trust us, we've got more action hanging out at Big-O Tires watching the sweaty guys (and "Big Lucy") work the lube rack then we got last night.
Okay, we know that we live in Palm Springs and you live in...well that's your choice, so we don't have allot to complain about. But another night of writing our names in the grease on the kitchen wall and eating Hostess pies for dinner and we're gonna start snorting Weed-B-Gone just for laughs and looking for Paris Hilton websites on the internet. Yeah, we like the "quiet" of summer around here, but only between about 3am and noon when we're sleeping off the night before. The good news is that the weather liars on TV say a cooling spell is coming (only daytime highs of about 100 degrees) so in the meantime we're content to lay around the trailer (don't worry - we stay plenty cool with our Sears swamp cooler), watch the NFL on our stolen cable connection and eat chili dogs. HEY! That god damned KariSondra ripped us off again...
Even the bartender, Sunny, fell asleep from boredom! Stacy had an idea about the blow-up sheep, but boring!
Tiffany was bored, Kevin was bored... Stacy was bored, Tiffany was still bored - THANK GOD FOR FOOTBALL!
Good luck to your Raiders tonite - and the packers! We will be cheering for both of them. We see you silly bastards are still partying heavy, God bless you two and remember, we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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