UNRESTRICTED CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF RUG BURN ON THE FOREHEAD!
FRY-DAY! Oh yeah, BABY! Just think, if there wasn't a Friday then Saturday would be the end of the work week and that would make Sunday like Saturday and so you'd go to church on Monday and then there'd be Tuesday Night Football! Okay, we realize it's confusing, but wouldn't you be in favor of Tuesday Night Football if they didn't do away with Monday Night Football? Come on! Even if you didn't go out to a sports bar you could still sit around the trailer, eat cold Spaghetti O's, drink some Woolite and have a hell of a good time watching football on TV and that crazy neighbor lady two spaces down that leaves the blinds open when she showers.
Speaking of a good time, just wait until tonight! First it's Friday, so the binge drinking can definitely begin with a mission (is it "binge drinking" if you do it every day?). But more importantly, our good friends Mike & Tonya (Mike is the future California State Insurance Commissioner and Tonya works as a Paris Hilton look-alike at a local club) scored some free passes to see some washed up Vegas lounge act that's at the Indian casino tonight. Many people search for Nirvana, but we've found it! Come on! Free admission, live music played by some guy in a rented tux with a purple tuck & roll amplifier, 50 cent beers and drunk Indians (sorry, "native Americans").
Life just can't get any better than this can it? BUT WAIT! There's more! We have a coupon from the PennySaver that gets us "$2 off any show admission" (their words, not ours) at the casino. Well, we figure that since our tickets were free they owe us $2 bucks each (that's zero minus $2, right?) so our beers outta be free (at least the first four each). We're so excited about this evening that Stacy took our whole AFDC check, went to Walmart and got a brand new tube top and then even had enough left over to get some new lingerie (100% cotton with smurfs printed on 'em - yeah baby!) and a large Slurpy! Folks, things are going GREAT in our life so we're not sure why Obama-Rama wants "change" and Candy McCain wants a "new America, but we'll definitely have a few beers and think about it...
Future Insurance Commissioner! The Tribe better be ready! First thought - Paris Hilton, right?
Speaking of a good time, just wait until tonight! First it's Friday, so the binge drinking can definitely begin with a mission (is it "binge drinking" if you do it every day?). But more importantly, our good friends Mike & Tonya (Mike is the future California State Insurance Commissioner and Tonya works as a Paris Hilton look-alike at a local club) scored some free passes to see some washed up Vegas lounge act that's at the Indian casino tonight. Many people search for Nirvana, but we've found it! Come on! Free admission, live music played by some guy in a rented tux with a purple tuck & roll amplifier, 50 cent beers and drunk Indians (sorry, "native Americans").
Life just can't get any better than this can it? BUT WAIT! There's more! We have a coupon from the PennySaver that gets us "$2 off any show admission" (their words, not ours) at the casino. Well, we figure that since our tickets were free they owe us $2 bucks each (that's zero minus $2, right?) so our beers outta be free (at least the first four each). We're so excited about this evening that Stacy took our whole AFDC check, went to Walmart and got a brand new tube top and then even had enough left over to get some new lingerie (100% cotton with smurfs printed on 'em - yeah baby!) and a large Slurpy! Folks, things are going GREAT in our life so we're not sure why Obama-Rama wants "change" and Candy McCain wants a "new America, but we'll definitely have a few beers and think about it...
Future Insurance Commissioner! The Tribe better be ready! First thought - Paris Hilton, right?
You two never cease to amaze us! The heavy drinking, the sex filled evenings, everything is making us jealous. Boy that Tonya sure does look exactly like PAris Hilton, you silly bastards. Have a great weekend watching those NFL games, we will be in Green Bay on Monday night. Remember, we cannot help but love you two kooks.
guy and cary.
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