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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for September 2008

SIXTY PERCENT OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERYTIME!

WE'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT WE CAN'T REMEMBER!

WE ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT WAY TOO YOUNG TO RESIST!

IF EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY THEN YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE!

IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES IF YOU'RE ALIVE JUST TRY MISSING A FEW RENT-TO-OWN PAYMENTS!

FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE LIKE PROSTITUTES - THEY BOTH GET PAID TO RUIN THEIR BODIES FOR THE PLEASURE OF STRANGERS!

IF YOU'VE GOT A T-SHIRT WITH A BLOODSTAIN ALL OVER IT THEN LAUNDRY DETERGENT ISN'T YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM

THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW IS STILL JUST AN ARM!

WE REFUSE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ON THE GROUNDS THAT WE DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!

GOD MAY LOVE YOU BUT YOU SHOULD GET IT IN WRITING!

THERE ARE THINGS THAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR US TO ENJOY!

AN ALCOHOLIC IS ANYONE YOU DON'T LIKE THAT DRINKS MORE THAN YOU DO!

CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

IF YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE DRUNK THEN IT'S BEST TO DO IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CAR!

INTERNET PORN IS NOT THE PROBLEM - IT'S THE SOLUTION!

UNRESTRICTED CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF RUG BURN ON THE FOREHEAD!

IF THEY'RE NOT WEARING SPANDEX WHY WATCH?

JOBS ARE WHAT PEOPLE DO THAT ARE UNSUCCESSFUL AT UNEMPLOYMENT!

BY THE TIME WE WERE 17 YEARS OLD WE'D ALREADY BEEN OUT ON PAROLE FOR TWO YEARS!

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