YOU LIVE IN THE PENTHOUSE AND WE LIVE IN GOD'S PARKING LOT!
SATURDAY (oh and Friday too!)! Okay, okay, you've heard it all before and yet you keep coming back for more! It's like a train wreck - it's ghastly but you can't look away. It's like us and internet porn ("for educational purposes only") - but we do need to get something other than a dial-up modem - the scenes are just too jerky. Folks, it's not about participating, it's about watching! You know it, we know it, everybody knows it!
Speaking of watching, last night we "accidentally" went to the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (you guessed it - on Palm Canyon Drive, BABY!) and watched and watched and watched. Well actually we drank and drank and drank, but they're both action verbs, right? There was an impromptu birthday party in progress for one of the "regulars" when we arrived, so we just started eating the free buffet and sucking down the complimentary cocktails. Oh yeah, that's right, there wasn't a buffet and the beers cost us an entire month's public assistance check, but we can always get another one with the "other" Social Security number we bought a few months back so its no big deal.
Look folks, it's Labor Day weekend, night continuation school starts next week (Kevin is determined to get his GED this time!) and this is our last chance to let loose and party a little bit (at least until tomorrow night). Sure we threw around a few extra USDA food stamps to the strippers we know, and yes, we traded our Section 8 housing voucher to that guy behind the RanchMart for his "sister's" phone number, but it's not like we're a magnet for the Hollywood crowd when we pull up in our 1986 Ford Taurus. But you know what? We heard it's someone else's birthday today and there just might be an open buffet, but we definitely know they'll be cold beer...
Guess who got a new camera for his birthday! Kevin was shocked it doesn't use roll film or flashcubes!
This is why white boys shouldn't dance! Ahhhh, the good life...
Speaking of watching, last night we "accidentally" went to the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (you guessed it - on Palm Canyon Drive, BABY!) and watched and watched and watched. Well actually we drank and drank and drank, but they're both action verbs, right? There was an impromptu birthday party in progress for one of the "regulars" when we arrived, so we just started eating the free buffet and sucking down the complimentary cocktails. Oh yeah, that's right, there wasn't a buffet and the beers cost us an entire month's public assistance check, but we can always get another one with the "other" Social Security number we bought a few months back so its no big deal.
Look folks, it's Labor Day weekend, night continuation school starts next week (Kevin is determined to get his GED this time!) and this is our last chance to let loose and party a little bit (at least until tomorrow night). Sure we threw around a few extra USDA food stamps to the strippers we know, and yes, we traded our Section 8 housing voucher to that guy behind the RanchMart for his "sister's" phone number, but it's not like we're a magnet for the Hollywood crowd when we pull up in our 1986 Ford Taurus. But you know what? We heard it's someone else's birthday today and there just might be an open buffet, but we definitely know they'll be cold beer...
Guess who got a new camera for his birthday! Kevin was shocked it doesn't use roll film or flashcubes!
This is why white boys shouldn't dance! Ahhhh, the good life...
I found out the 2K of that bank stock you gave me is crap, the Condo that you rent in the Feench Quarter is so screwed.
Just sayin'
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All of this partying you two are doing - like a couple of 18 yr.olds, ya silly bastards ya. The drinking, the socializing, you are having such a good time while we are all working. You keep shoving it in our faces, quit tease
ing us about your Section 8 vouchers. Have a wonderful Labor Day weekend and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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I had a great time on my birthday and even kept my clothes on - Oh, and never turn me loose with a camera.
love you guys
Bill bald headed guy with new camera
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