WE'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SHRINER'S CONVENTION FROM DENVER AND IT'S BETTER THAN A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME FIGHT!
MONDAY! Okay, we know it's a pain to drag your ass out of bed on Monday and go to that job you hate, but what about us? We sleep on a sofa-bed from Rent-to-Own and not a Sealy Posturepedic from the mall, we buy all our jewelry from the Home Shopping Network (four easy monthly payments and it's 100% real cubic zirconium!) not at Zale's in the mall and we get public assistance checks from three different counties that the RanchMart cashes for us next to the mall. In case you're wondering, because of the restraining order we can't go into the mall anymore.
Anyway, these are exciting times we live in and even more exciting times on TV! There's pre-season NFL football, there's no more God damned Chinese Olympians stealing "our" medals and there's the first of two week-long national Shriner's conventions - all in digital high definition! Folks, you gotta love the circus acts coming from Denver, but where are the guys with go-carts wearing the fez hats? OH! Maybe they'll be at the convention with elephants and that old guy next week and not the one with the donkeys this week (aren't donkeys technically part of the ass family?). We love those little go-carts, where are they!
Folks, we realize that we have a pretty simple view of most things. Other than internet porn there really isn't much that we can watch for more than 4 or 5 hours straight, but this whole political party convention thing has really caught our attention. There's Obama-Rama picking an older more experienced Shriner to be his vice president (just like El Presidente Bush Jr., Hmmmm), there's Bill Clinton's wife trying not to be a bitch (it's tough for her) that he didn't pick her and across town in Iraq War Central there's Candy McCain trying to figure out how many houses he owns while someone changes his Depends. Is it any wonder why we drink so much...
Folks, this is nothing new to us! Kevin always runs the computer this way when its a porn site!
Rolling Stone covers Obama-Rama better than High Times! Yeah its high def, but where are the go-carts?
Anyway, these are exciting times we live in and even more exciting times on TV! There's pre-season NFL football, there's no more God damned Chinese Olympians stealing "our" medals and there's the first of two week-long national Shriner's conventions - all in digital high definition! Folks, you gotta love the circus acts coming from Denver, but where are the guys with go-carts wearing the fez hats? OH! Maybe they'll be at the convention with elephants and that old guy next week and not the one with the donkeys this week (aren't donkeys technically part of the ass family?). We love those little go-carts, where are they!
Folks, we realize that we have a pretty simple view of most things. Other than internet porn there really isn't much that we can watch for more than 4 or 5 hours straight, but this whole political party convention thing has really caught our attention. There's Obama-Rama picking an older more experienced Shriner to be his vice president (just like El Presidente Bush Jr., Hmmmm), there's Bill Clinton's wife trying not to be a bitch (it's tough for her) that he didn't pick her and across town in Iraq War Central there's Candy McCain trying to figure out how many houses he owns while someone changes his Depends. Is it any wonder why we drink so much...
Folks, this is nothing new to us! Kevin always runs the computer this way when its a porn site!
Rolling Stone covers Obama-Rama better than High Times! Yeah its high def, but where are the go-carts?
This has got to be the post that has cracked me up the most. Love the political sum up and love the tongue action on the computer....you have converted me to the tongue side!!!
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Quite entertaining the two of you are to us. Comedy hour at your house and it's always quite amusing. Stimulating to the brain you two are especially when you're drinking Budweisers,. You're out there, oh your way out there - kind of like Borat, but we cannot help but love you two silly bastards.
guy and cary.
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Kevin licking the keyboard with porn.com displayed on the monitor,(we are shocked and dismayed)! I'll bet that he's licked the screen a few times too!
Just sayin'
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