CAN YOU SAY, "NO BAIL WARRANT?" SURE YOU CAN!
SUNDAY! OH! So you all thought we took a few days off and have just been relaxing here in the trailer park in Palm Springs? WRONG! Look, you may not know this but they don't have internet access in the Riverside County Jail except for the trustees (and the folks on laundry duty and who wants that job?). Anyway after the last few days we have a few pieces of good advices ("advice" has an "s" on the end because it's plural - DUH!) so pay attention.
First, if someone is pounding on your trailer door at 7am don't answer it - it's not the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol. Second, if you do answer it and it's a process server for the IRS, FDIC, OTS, FBI, SPIC or any other alphabet agency, (or all of them together as part of a "joint agency task force" as in our case) don't scream obscenities at them and don't discuss their mothers. Finally, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, should you wave an unregistered firearm in the air - even if it's not yours and you're just keeping it for the stripper that lives a few trailers down.
Okay, so lessons learned and now we know how to get held on a 72 hour "no bail" warrant. The good news is that it was all just one big mis-understanding that had something to do with that whole bank failure "thing" a month ago over in Pasadena. We explained that we weren't even in the country at the time (we were in Prague on the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour) and besides, our night school educated public defender pointed out that Czechoslovakia is a "signing nation" to the Warsaw Pact. Okay, we know that his line of reasoning was a bit flawed, but it totally confused the D.A. so he dropped the charges (with "prejudice" and we're not even a minority!) and we were cut loose after morning "yard time" today. Folks, the bad news is that we missed the Olympic women's platform diving on TV (we love the swimsuits!), but the good news that we made allot of new friends and as soon as they make bail we're all going out for beers...
Hey, we understand cases of mistaken identity! We're innocent! This clock in Prague dispays the time & date!
You don't see Kevin in this crowd because.... At the exact same time he was in Prague in this crowd!
First, if someone is pounding on your trailer door at 7am don't answer it - it's not the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol. Second, if you do answer it and it's a process server for the IRS, FDIC, OTS, FBI, SPIC or any other alphabet agency, (or all of them together as part of a "joint agency task force" as in our case) don't scream obscenities at them and don't discuss their mothers. Finally, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, should you wave an unregistered firearm in the air - even if it's not yours and you're just keeping it for the stripper that lives a few trailers down.
Okay, so lessons learned and now we know how to get held on a 72 hour "no bail" warrant. The good news is that it was all just one big mis-understanding that had something to do with that whole bank failure "thing" a month ago over in Pasadena. We explained that we weren't even in the country at the time (we were in Prague on the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour) and besides, our night school educated public defender pointed out that Czechoslovakia is a "signing nation" to the Warsaw Pact. Okay, we know that his line of reasoning was a bit flawed, but it totally confused the D.A. so he dropped the charges (with "prejudice" and we're not even a minority!) and we were cut loose after morning "yard time" today. Folks, the bad news is that we missed the Olympic women's platform diving on TV (we love the swimsuits!), but the good news that we made allot of new friends and as soon as they make bail we're all going out for beers...
Hey, we understand cases of mistaken identity! We're innocent! This clock in Prague dispays the time & date!
You don't see Kevin in this crowd because.... At the exact same time he was in Prague in this crowd!
Sooo You got off the sleeper couch just in time to go to jail, I knew they would one day catch up with you guys. How about that booking process you know, the old body cavity search??
You know what they say about the LONG ARM OF THE LAW....ok so you don't. Anyway it's great to see your smiling faces grace the internet again!! "just saying"
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...and I really thought that you had forgotten about all of us poor people who live vicariously through your website...
Thanks for coming back!
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It just does not stop - all of this craziness continues - it blows our minds! The mischief goes on and on just like the Energizer bunny or a Timex watch (it takes a licking and keeps on ticking ya silly bastards ya). Remember, we cannot help but love you two no matter what.
guy and cary.
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