IN AMSTERDAM GOING "DUTCH" HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING!
TUESDAY! Say it LOUD! AMSTERDAM, BABY! That's right folks, after 14 hours of planes, trains and automobiles we finally made it to the city of sex and pot (that's what the guide books say anyway!). We left Seville, Spain yesterday morning by car to the station where we caught a northbound train and headed for Madrid. Once we were in the capital of Spain we made it to the airport where (just like our sponsor Budweiser promised) there were two KLM tickets waiting for us to fly to Amsterdam. We made it here about 10pm last night, wandered the streets for awhile (Bud forgot about the hotel reservation part) and finally found a place just a block from the famous "Red Light" district.
Okay, being just a block from the notorious "Sex Streets" of Amsterdam is for us a bit like letting a seven year old lose with a Mastercard in Toys-R-Us. Actually, we've prepared for this moment our whole lives. We have spent years of study (internet porn) and many more years of practice, practice, practice. This where all that training and self-sacrifice finally pays off. The Chinese have their Olympics and we have ours!
In the meantime, it's GREAT to find that plenty of bars and pubs here serve the "King of Beers." The 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour is sponsored by Budweiser and we're always happy to have a few cold pints to start the evening off right (or the morning for that matter!). Last night was our first night here in Amsterdam and we figure we have at least a few more in us before we totally collapse. It's mid-afternoon, we're finally conscious and able to walk, we know where there are plenty of pubs and we also know where there is plenty of.....
PICS, VIDEO, DRUGS, BEER, SEX.......AMSTERDAM HAS IT ALL, BABY!
The name says it all, "DAM HOTEL!" Guess where this post was written from!!!!
Our hotel is a blast with 2-3-4-5 persons!!!!! Kevin didn't mean this when he said he wanted some head!
CAN YOU SAY VIDEO? SURE YA CAN! CLICK AWAY!
SEVILLE, SPAIN - AND YOU THOUGHT THE MUSLIM CALL TO PRAYER WAS BAD - DAMN CHRISTIANS!
Okay, being just a block from the notorious "Sex Streets" of Amsterdam is for us a bit like letting a seven year old lose with a Mastercard in Toys-R-Us. Actually, we've prepared for this moment our whole lives. We have spent years of study (internet porn) and many more years of practice, practice, practice. This where all that training and self-sacrifice finally pays off. The Chinese have their Olympics and we have ours!
In the meantime, it's GREAT to find that plenty of bars and pubs here serve the "King of Beers." The 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour is sponsored by Budweiser and we're always happy to have a few cold pints to start the evening off right (or the morning for that matter!). Last night was our first night here in Amsterdam and we figure we have at least a few more in us before we totally collapse. It's mid-afternoon, we're finally conscious and able to walk, we know where there are plenty of pubs and we also know where there is plenty of.....
PICS, VIDEO, DRUGS, BEER, SEX.......AMSTERDAM HAS IT ALL, BABY!
The name says it all, "DAM HOTEL!" Guess where this post was written from!!!!
Our hotel is a blast with 2-3-4-5 persons!!!!! Kevin didn't mean this when he said he wanted some head!
CAN YOU SAY VIDEO? SURE YA CAN! CLICK AWAY!
SEVILLE, SPAIN - AND YOU THOUGHT THE MUSLIM CALL TO PRAYER WAS BAD - DAMN CHRISTIANS!
If you were sober that pub can help - quite amusing! We see you silly bastards have not changed one damm bit. How is Holland treating you? Be carefull you do not get your fingers caught in a dike! Glad to see you both are drinking Budweiser, the "King of Beers," that is all we drink at our house. Have lots of fun and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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